He asked me if I cared that he was a married man, but my hand holding his hard budging cock said otherwise. He had a wife, he couldn’t do this, as I traced the tip of my tongue along the underside of his penis. He was a loyal husband…who had his mammoth cock inside another woman’s mouth…

His ring meant nothing to me. Mr. Goody-two shoes Lawyer from Brooklyn. I sat next across from him on a busy train.  I caught him staring at my frame throughout our hour commute. I wore a low cut V-neck t-shirt that hugged my breasts the right way. Panties? None were found under my skirt that inched above my knees. Mr. Lawyer wore the same attire every day—a three piece suit, and polished shoes.

As the hour wore on, fewer and fewer passengers remained on our carriage. I caught his eye when I casually lifted my skirt to reveal my wet pussy. I took my other hand, and started touching myself. He first looked shocked, and turned away, but I could tell that he was enjoying the little show that I was putting on.

He began to man-spread in his seat. I could see the hard budge begin to form. Our train car was finally silent, it was only us for the remainder of the trip. After noticing this, I slid off of my seat, and crawled on all fours to the opening of his lap. On my knees, between his legs, I looked up into his eyes, as my hands busily unfastened his belt buckle. He motions me to stop, and stutters, “Look, I am married!” He indicates the ring, while he continues to unclasp his own belt buckle. “I can’t do this!” He unbuttons his pants. “I have children!” He unzips his pants. We both know that the ring meant nothing in that moment.

He pulls out this massive hard beauty, and I look at it hungrily. Our eyes meet, and he says to me, “It never happened”. He then guides my head into his massive member, and I get to work…


Want to hear more?

Please give me a call, and I will tell you about how I mounted him during a Facetime call with his wife. It’s incredible! 😜 

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There’s a trending topic on many porn sites, that have partners begging their significant others to perform the task.

What is it?

It’s Female Ejaculation and / or Squirting.

Wait–wait, aren’t they the same thing? Isn’t Female Ejaculation and Squirting the synonymous? 

Nope. Nope.

And, this is why science is awesome!

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Have you ever experienced Female Ejaculation or Squirting with a partner? What did it taste like? What did it look like? Did it turn you on? Did it make you want her more? What did you do to “get her there”? Will you share your technique with us? Tell us step by step, while we try it out ourselves…

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Hey guys,

Do you remember when Choking the Chicken required one or two hands to get the job done? Well, that was so last century. Now days, there are all kind of toys that offer optimal pleasure.

Guys using toys? Of course!

A personal story. One of my guy friends had an issue with “cumming too early”. He was very embarrassed by this. The first time we were making out, I rubbed myself on him, and he came. I was clueless to why he wanted to quit making out. He said that he was “too tired”, so I bought that.

A few weeks later, I went down on him, and everything was fine, until I massaged his balls.

He came hard.

He was so upset.

This happened a few more times, and he finally admitted what had happened on the first make-out session. He thought he’d never have a normal sex life because “most women” get frustrated with guys “who cum too early”, and dump them. Luckily for him, he had this sex-positive woman in his life…

So for his birthday, I bought him his own personal male sex toy, the Fleshlight.

He first doubted me, and said that it sat on his dresser for a few days. But when he did finally use it, he said that it was amazing.

He would turn the bottom of the toy and the suction would change. He then joked with me about not wanting to have “real sex”, because this was so good. But the point was, about six months later of “practicing”, he was able to last longer in bed. This toy gave him the ability to focus on what he wanted, and to re-train his mind-body to enjoy longer bouts of simulated sex.

 


Male sex toys are amazing—

If you need practice, find that you cum too early, are hot and horny, want to call one of our girls at 1-800-SEX TALK to get it on, know that your experience can be elevated with the use of a toy.


SEX TOYS IN 2017:

We are truly living in the technology age.

This is where your sex toy can be synched to an app to provide even MORE simulated pleasure.

 

Virtual Masterbation

 Kiiroo Onyx Male Masterbator

WHILE GOING HANDS-FREE.

Tell your girlfriend, Handgella, to take a hike…

The Fleshlight Launch

 

What do you think of this turn in male masterbation toys? Do you like it? Do you have one that you want to try out while talking with us? Has a toy helped you with your relationship? Give us a call!

We are always interested in hearing from you. (And helping out where we can).

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Learn how to become a “Bra Expert” by watching several noobs take bras off of women.

Taking bras off of a lady isn’t easy. There are all kinds of bra types. Here’s a good video showing the ins and outs of bra removal.

Do you have any questions about bras? Have experience with them? Need help maneuvering them?

Ask one of our girls! We are here all day, every day, and are very open-minded.

Give us a call now:

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Inside the Controversial World of Medically Assisted Sex: Slutever


Two topics that we forget go together: Sex & Disability.

Having a sexual outlet is incredibly important for one’s mental health. Having a disability does not exempt one from having feelings, experiencing lust, and wanting to be loved.

 

We at

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know the importance of a healthy sex life, and encourage all viewers to give us a call.

Using the theater of the mind, we can help take you places, and experience the various fantasies that you hold dearly.

We have girls available 24/7. They are patient, open-minded, and are eager to talk about all things sex.

Call now.


 

 

 

TO CELEBRATE HUMP DAY…

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WILL HUMP WHILE TALKING ABOUT SEX.

🥁+ SHHHH!

(Okay, okay, I admit that was lame. But do you want to know what is NOT lame? Just check out these messed up beauties.


INAPPROPRIATE DIRTY JOKES

&

INAPPROPRIATE COMICS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS


YOU’RE WELCOME!

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Ps. Any favorites? Call us, and let us know!

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[Insert Sexy two-partner position here]

“Yeah, but does it WORK?”


Have you ever gone through a magazine, and it had illustrations for some sexy positions for two-partner sex? Have you ever took a closer look at the picture, and wondered, “How on Earth would that work?”

Well, Cosmopolitan found two people to take the challenge of attempting a live-action version of underwater sex.

And, yes, and the results are wonderfully hilarious!

The video accompanying the article, “Watch Real People Struggle Through Cosmo’s Underwater Sex Positions”, is absolutely amazing.

(Please don’t eat while watching this).

Have you ever tried any of these before?

One of our girls says that she was semi-successful with “Surfs Up” (for a few thrusts), until she got the giggles, and ended up rocking the raft until it capsized. Her partner had gotten water up his nose, and they had to stop until he was okay. She said that they tried one more time, and was nearly successful, but the friction or the amount of bouncing on the raft ended up popping it. She says there’s nothing like having sex, while slowly sinking into the water. They had to move to the hot tub, to finish. “At least the hot tub had the metal ADA bars to hold on to, as he thrusted into me”.

Sounds like good times.


Did any of the positions in the video actually work for you?

Would you like to fantasize about doing one of them with our girls? We are all ears!

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Intrigued by Monday’s blog post about Erotic Comic books, we decided to dig further and see what else was out there.

“Oh Joy, Sex Toy”, one of the cartoons mentioned in yesterday’s list also features—wait for it—erotic coloring books for adults.

Unless you have been living under a rock, you would know that coloring books have made a comeback in the last few years with a new audience: adults.

Coloring books are being sold to adults at a record pace, because they are advertised to be a great stress reliever.

Have anxiety? Draw in a coloring book.

Bored? Draw in a coloring book.

Want to pretend that your five? Draw in a–kidding, just kidding.😜

“Oh Joy, Sex Toy” creates comics that nearly covers everything found in the sex industry and sex education.

They are well drawn, and very relatable.

(They are very sexy, too. Take a look at the two girls getting it on. That’s HOT!)


If this is a turn on for you, let us know.😉

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