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Do you remember when Choking the Chicken required one or two hands to get the job done? Well, that was so last century. Now days, there are all kind of toys that offer optimal pleasure.
Guys using toys? Of course!
A personal story. One of my guy friends had an issue with “cumming too early”. He was very embarrassed by this. The first time we were making out, I rubbed myself on him, and he came. I was clueless to why he wanted to quit making out. He said that he was “too tired”, so I bought that.
A few weeks later, I went down on him, and everything was fine, until I massaged his balls.
He came hard.
He was so upset.
This happened a few more times, and he finally admitted what had happened on the first make-out session. He thought he’d never have a normal sex life because “most women” get frustrated with guys “who cum too early”, and dump them. Luckily for him, he had this sex-positive woman in his life…
So for his birthday, I bought him his own personal male sex toy, the Fleshlight.
He first doubted me, and said that it sat on his dresser for a few days. But when he did finally use it, he said that it was amazing.
He would turn the bottom of the toy and the suction would change. He then joked with me about not wanting to have “real sex”, because this was so good. But the point was, about six months later of “practicing”, he was able to last longer in bed. This toy gave him the ability to focus on what he wanted, and to re-train his mind-body to enjoy longer bouts of simulated sex.
Male sex toys are amazing—
If you need practice, find that you cum too early, are hot and horny, want to call one of our girls at 1-800-SEX TALK to get it on, know that your experience can be elevated with the use of a toy.
SEX TOYS IN 2017:
We are truly living in the technology age.
This is where your sex toy can be synched to an app to provide even MORE simulated pleasure.
WHILE GOING HANDS-FREE.
Tell your girlfriend, Handgella, to take a hike…
What do you think of this turn in male masterbation toys? Do you like it? Do you have one that you want to try out while talking with us? Has a toy helped you with your relationship? Give us a call!
We are always interested in hearing from you. (And helping out where we can).
Learn how to become a “Bra Expert” by watching several noobs take bras off of women.
Taking bras off of a lady isn’t easy. There are all kinds of bra types. Here’s a good video showing the ins and outs of bra removal.
Do you have any questions about bras? Have experience with them? Need help maneuvering them?
Ask one of our girls! We are here all day, every day, and are very open-minded.
Give us a call now:
It’s FRIDAY! Whoo hoo! That means it is time to party!
My door is open, give me a call, and let’s have some fun. I’m open to all things sex: fantasy, questions, story time, etc…
You let me know what you want.
Inside the Controversial World of Medically Assisted Sex: Slutever
Two topics that we forget go together: Sex & Disability.
Having a sexual outlet is incredibly important for one’s mental health. Having a disability does not exempt one from having feelings, experiencing lust, and wanting to be loved.
know the importance of a healthy sex life, and encourage all viewers to give us a call.
Using the theater of the mind, we can help take you places, and experience the various fantasies that you hold dearly.
We have girls available 24/7. They are patient, open-minded, and are eager to talk about all things sex.
TO CELEBRATE HUMP DAY…
WILL HUMP WHILE TALKING ABOUT SEX.
(Okay, okay, I admit that was lame. But do you want to know what is NOT lame? Just check out these messed up beauties.
Ps. Any favorites? Call us, and let us know!
Intrigued by Monday’s blog post about Erotic Comic books, we decided to dig further and see what else was out there.
Unless you have been living under a rock, you would know that coloring books have made a comeback in the last few years with a new audience: adults.
Coloring books are being sold to adults at a record pace, because they are advertised to be a great stress reliever.
Have anxiety? Draw in a coloring book.
Bored? Draw in a coloring book.
Want to pretend that your five? Draw in a–kidding, just kidding.😜
“Oh Joy, Sex Toy” creates comics that nearly covers everything found in the sex industry and sex education.
They are well drawn, and very relatable.
(They are very sexy, too. Take a look at the two girls getting it on. That’s HOT!)
If this is a turn on for you, let us know.😉
Are you looking for strongly written, and well drawn comic book series portraying adult themes? After raking through the internet, we have found you a well-written guide to great NSFW comic books.
If you find yourself turned on by any of this, feel free to give us a call, and tell us all about it. Is there a fantasy that you would like to try that you found in one of the books? Our girls are open-minded, and are interested in trying anything that you throw at us. Call today.
Whoo-hoo! That means that the weekend is around the corner!
Hey, give us a call now!
Let’s do this!