Hey guys,

Do you remember when Choking the Chicken required one or two hands to get the job done? Well, that was so last century. Now days, there are all kind of toys that offer optimal pleasure.

Guys using toys? Of course!

A personal story. One of my guy friends had an issue with “cumming too early”. He was very embarrassed by this. The first time we were making out, I rubbed myself on him, and he came. I was clueless to why he wanted to quit making out. He said that he was “too tired”, so I bought that.

A few weeks later, I went down on him, and everything was fine, until I massaged his balls.

He came hard.

He was so upset.

This happened a few more times, and he finally admitted what had happened on the first make-out session. He thought he’d never have a normal sex life because “most women” get frustrated with guys “who cum too early”, and dump them. Luckily for him, he had this sex-positive woman in his life…

So for his birthday, I bought him his own personal male sex toy, the Fleshlight.

He first doubted me, and said that it sat on his dresser for a few days. But when he did finally use it, he said that it was amazing.

He would turn the bottom of the toy and the suction would change. He then joked with me about not wanting to have “real sex”, because this was so good. But the point was, about six months later of “practicing”, he was able to last longer in bed. This toy gave him the ability to focus on what he wanted, and to re-train his mind-body to enjoy longer bouts of simulated sex.


Male sex toys are amazing—

If you need practice, find that you cum too early, are hot and horny, want to call one of our girls at 1-800-SEX TALK to get it on, know that your experience can be elevated with the use of a toy.


We are truly living in the technology age.

This is where your sex toy can be synched to an app to provide even MORE simulated pleasure.


Virtual Masterbation

 Kiiroo Onyx Male Masterbator


Tell your girlfriend, Handgella, to take a hike…

The Fleshlight Launch


What do you think of this turn in male masterbation toys? Do you like it? Do you have one that you want to try out while talking with us? Has a toy helped you with your relationship? Give us a call!

We are always interested in hearing from you. (And helping out where we can).

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It’s FRIDAY! Whoo hoo! That means it is time to party!

My door is open, give me a call, and let’s have some fun. I’m open to all things sex: fantasy, questions, story time, etc…

You let me know what you want.

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Inside the Controversial World of Medically Assisted Sex: Slutever

Two topics that we forget go together: Sex & Disability.

Having a sexual outlet is incredibly important for one’s mental health. Having a disability does not exempt one from having feelings, experiencing lust, and wanting to be loved.


We at

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know the importance of a healthy sex life, and encourage all viewers to give us a call.

Using the theater of the mind, we can help take you places, and experience the various fantasies that you hold dearly.

We have girls available 24/7. They are patient, open-minded, and are eager to talk about all things sex.

Call now.





Are you looking for strongly written, and well drawn comic book series portraying adult themes? After raking through the internet, we have found you a well-written guide to great NSFW comic books.

15 Comics TOO HOT To Read In Public

If you find yourself turned on by any of this, feel free to give us a call, and tell us all about it. Is there a fantasy that you would like to try that you found in one of the books? Our girls are open-minded, and are interested in trying anything that you throw at us. Call today.

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From the amount of phone calls that I received yesterday, it sounds like you really want to hear more about my adventures at Lollapalooza 2016.

Okay, as promised, I will share my second sexual experience also on day one, because the fun didn’t end there…

I had moved on from tent-maze city, and had joined a wave of audience goers bumping to the music of Danny Brown. I had gotten pretty deep into the audience, when I came upon a group of guys wanking off to the beat. They were in a tight circle, and any girl who’d catch their eye, they’d wink at. I don’t think they expected me to do more than just blush, and turn away.

Instead, I slowly B-lined over to their group, and asked out loud “if I could help?” Their eyes looked over my bubbly butt escaping the confines of my short-shorts, and up to my loosely fitted shirt barely containing my breasts. Two men stepped forward, grabbed my arms, and pulled me into their group. They tightly closed their circle around me. I felt several hands feeling up my inner thighs, hands grasping at my boobs, and a hand making its way down into my shorts. One by one, my garments came off. Several hands were grasping my bubbly bottom and outer vaginal lips. I let out a moan.

Two guys in front of me, guided me down, and I put both of their cocks in my mouth. With each hand, I held one man’s penis, and went back and forth on who I was sucking. Three other men in the group decided to join in on the fun, and I found myself sucking five dicks total. It was a very unique experience. Several of the other guys in the group, continued to jack off, while watching me suck their peers.

A few minutes into this epic circle jerk, two guys (who were watching me from behind) decided to get in on the action. I felt a group of hands pull me up and whip me around to face them. I look up, and these two men are built like linebackers. One guys says to me, “If you want to have a good time, then you need to have some real BBC”, and proceeds to whip out this massive python out of his pants. Just seeing his hard throbbing massive cock made my pussy get very wet. The second guy pulled out another amazing hard throbbing snake. I looked around at all of the guys, and told them that I was “an equal opportunist” and asked “what we were all waiting for?”

Let’s just say that the following moments were the most epic dong-deep throat fest that I’ve ever been in… I had multiple cocks inside me at all times. It was penis, cock, dong, willy, johnson– in EVERY DIRECTION. It was incredibly hot.

(So hot that it is making me really wet just thinking about this. I need someone to help me out. Someone call me.  1-800-SEX TALK .  The more I write, the more soaked my underwear is getting. I think that I am going to have to just take them off…)

The crazy part is that there were constantly new people joining in to our epic circle jerk, that I honestly lost count of how many body parts went into my mouth…

(This story is making me touch myself. I can’t type and touch… Mmm…) 1-800-SEX TALK

So if you were in Lollapalooza in the summer of 2016, and you were a part of a twisted mass of body parts, that would have been me. 😉

(Oh gosh, would someone just call me now, I am pulling out my vibrator. I need to hear your voice. I am getting so horny. Would someone just call me? Fuck. I am so wet. Fuck. I don’t know if I can finish this blog…)

I’ll…write…more…tomorrow…but I need someone to call me. *massaging my wet pussy in a circular motion*

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Day 2: Crashed a Circle Jerk

Why Do We Kiss?

Ever wondered what the scientific reason was behind kissing? Or why one lover was an excellent kisser and you couldn’t wait to have your mouth around theirs, but another lover’s kiss made you gag? Well, at 1-800-SEX-TALK, we looked to the power of the internet, and found a scientific community dissecting these very questions…

What’s your favorite kind of make out session? Do you like it when other places are kissed? What turns you on the most?

Let us know!

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One woman describes the first time she had anal sex in intimate – and endearing – detail.


Do you have a funny story that you would like to share with us?

Do you have any fantasies about having bum-sex?

We are all ears. Call us now.

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