The weather was crazy for Day 1 of Lollapalooza!

 But fear not! We are down for anything. Need an excuse to “warm yourself up”? Need someone to talk to? Have a fantasy that you’d like us to share in? (Like doing something naughty while listening to Blink 182 live)? Give us a call! We’re here for YOU.

 

1-800-SEX TALK


(Psst. Want to hear about our naughty stories from our last Lollapalooza experience? Check out our other blog posts! (Lollapalooza Stories).

 

You can cum on me anytime, baby!


These spoofs are awesome! If your penis could shoot ANYTHING out of it, what would it be? Tell us! We want to know! 

Plus, we might need you to describe what you would want a girl to do with all of that goodness. We are here to help you out with that. *wink*

So give us a call, and let us know how to be of service…

 

1-800-SEX TALK

Sometimes guys just call and don’t really have a fantasy to share, and that’s totally okay. Instead, we just talk about what we like and then it kinda just goes from there.

I had a guy talking about how much he loves donuts, especially the cream filled kind.🍩😋

And so I took it from there, I told him that I also LOVE cream filled donuts – I like to open my mouth WIDE and take a huge mouthful of that donut and guess what? Cold, thick custard cream starts to fill up my mouth. OMG, there’s so much cream that I have to lick my lips because biting HARD into that soft, fluffy donut made it SQUIRT. And some of that cream even fell on my big, heavy boobs and I got chocolate around my lips. I’m such a sloppy girl.

So now the guy I’m talking to gets really excited and offers to clean it up…but I tell him NO, not yet.

I’m actually getting turned on listening to myself talk (I’m SEXY and I like to eat, what can I say?) and so I start to rub that excess cream all over my big, soft boobs; I’ve made such a huge mess and so now my boobs are all sticky, sweet and slippery; and my nipples are now poking through my white tank top.

OMG, I am super sticky and I’m NOT just talking about my tank top. What should we do next??

Why don’t you call and tell me, I’d love to share a donut with you!😍

Call 1-800-SEXTALK