There have been a lot of natural disasters lately: Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Floods…

Just know that our phone lines are open 24/7.

We are here for you whenever you need us.

We are open to talking about anything.

If you need to talk, vent, ask about girls, are horny, need advice, need someone to listen, etc., etc…we are here. 👌

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Feel free to call us. 🖖

Excellent advice.

Unfortunately, there will be people in your life that have these red flags. Do the smart thing, and get out. It is not worth your time, and your life to be stuck with a person with these maladaptive behaviors. You can’t change them, either.


Have you had a relationship like this? Do you need to role play a healthy relationship? Do you need to bypass the dating scene, and just “Netflix & Chill”? We’re here for all of the above.

Please give us a call. We are here for you.

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TO CELEBRATE HUMP DAY…

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WILL HUMP WHILE TALKING ABOUT SEX.

🥁+ SHHHH!

(Okay, okay, I admit that was lame. But do you want to know what is NOT lame? Just check out these messed up beauties.


INAPPROPRIATE DIRTY JOKES

&

INAPPROPRIATE COMICS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS


YOU’RE WELCOME!

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Ps. Any favorites? Call us, and let us know!

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[Insert Sexy two-partner position here]

“Yeah, but does it WORK?”


Have you ever gone through a magazine, and it had illustrations for some sexy positions for two-partner sex? Have you ever took a closer look at the picture, and wondered, “How on Earth would that work?”

Well, Cosmopolitan found two people to take the challenge of attempting a live-action version of underwater sex.

And, yes, and the results are wonderfully hilarious!

The video accompanying the article, “Watch Real People Struggle Through Cosmo’s Underwater Sex Positions”, is absolutely amazing.

(Please don’t eat while watching this).

Have you ever tried any of these before?

One of our girls says that she was semi-successful with “Surfs Up” (for a few thrusts), until she got the giggles, and ended up rocking the raft until it capsized. Her partner had gotten water up his nose, and they had to stop until he was okay. She said that they tried one more time, and was nearly successful, but the friction or the amount of bouncing on the raft ended up popping it. She says there’s nothing like having sex, while slowly sinking into the water. They had to move to the hot tub, to finish. “At least the hot tub had the metal ADA bars to hold on to, as he thrusted into me”.

Sounds like good times.


Did any of the positions in the video actually work for you?

Would you like to fantasize about doing one of them with our girls? We are all ears!

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Intrigued by Monday’s blog post about Erotic Comic books, we decided to dig further and see what else was out there.

“Oh Joy, Sex Toy”, one of the cartoons mentioned in yesterday’s list also features—wait for it—erotic coloring books for adults.

Unless you have been living under a rock, you would know that coloring books have made a comeback in the last few years with a new audience: adults.

Coloring books are being sold to adults at a record pace, because they are advertised to be a great stress reliever.

Have anxiety? Draw in a coloring book.

Bored? Draw in a coloring book.

Want to pretend that your five? Draw in a–kidding, just kidding.😜

“Oh Joy, Sex Toy” creates comics that nearly covers everything found in the sex industry and sex education.

They are well drawn, and very relatable.

(They are very sexy, too. Take a look at the two girls getting it on. That’s HOT!)


If this is a turn on for you, let us know.😉

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Call today.

XXXENOPHILE, ‘Safe Sex”.

Are you looking for strongly written, and well drawn comic book series portraying adult themes? After raking through the internet, we have found you a well-written guide to great NSFW comic books.

15 Comics TOO HOT To Read In Public

If you find yourself turned on by any of this, feel free to give us a call, and tell us all about it. Is there a fantasy that you would like to try that you found in one of the books? Our girls are open-minded, and are interested in trying anything that you throw at us. Call today.

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Today’s fun comic is brought to you by The Oatmeal…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


These rules for Love Stink!

Just call us instead!

We’re not going to make you lie uncomfortably with a mouth full of hair. Instead, you tell us want you want, and we will gladly do it. Sit back, stiff in hand, and enjoy the ride. 😉

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You can cum on me anytime, baby!


These spoofs are awesome! If your penis could shoot ANYTHING out of it, what would it be? Tell us! We want to know! 

Plus, we might need you to describe what you would want a girl to do with all of that goodness. We are here to help you out with that. *wink*

So give us a call, and let us know how to be of service…

 

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Sex Ed in high school was pretty outdated, right?

Depending on who you had, you still left the classroom with more questions than answers.

This is why today, we have found an updated video for your Sex Education 2.0.

If you find that you still have questions, are interested in exploring your sexuality, are horny, need or want sex now, feel free to give us a call.

Our girls are here 24/7, and are interested in all things: Sex.

 

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(The complete John Oliver segment can be found here).