Unfortunately, there will be people in your life that have these red flags. Do the smart thing, and get out. It is not worth your time, and your life to be stuck with a person with these maladaptive behaviors. You can’t change them, either.
Have you had a relationship like this? Do you need to role play a healthy relationship? Do you need to bypass the dating scene, and just “Netflix & Chill”? We’re here for all of the above.
Have you ever gone through a magazine, and it had illustrations for some sexy positions for two-partner sex? Have you ever took a closer look at the picture, and wondered, “How on Earth would that work?”
Well, Cosmopolitan found two people to take the challenge of attempting a live-action version of underwater sex.
And, yes, and the results are wonderfully hilarious!
One of our girls says that she was semi-successful with “Surfs Up” (for a few thrusts), until she got the giggles, and ended up rocking the raft until it capsized. Her partner had gotten water up his nose, and they had to stop until he was okay. She said that they tried one more time, and was nearly successful, but the friction or the amount of bouncing on the raft ended up popping it. She says there’s nothing like having sex, while slowly sinking into the water. They had to move to the hot tub, to finish. “At least the hot tub had the metal ADA bars to hold on to, as he thrusted into me”.
Sounds like good times.
Did any of the positions in the video actually work for you?
Would you like to fantasize about doing one of them with our girls? We are all ears!
If you find yourself turned on by any of this, feel free to give us a call, and tell us all about it. Is there a fantasy that you would like to try that you found in one of the books? Our girls are open-minded, and are interested in trying anything that you throw at us. Call today.