There have been a lot of natural disasters lately: Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Floods…

Just know that our phone lines are open 24/7.

We are here for you whenever you need us.

We are open to talking about anything.

If you need to talk, vent, ask about girls, are horny, need advice, need someone to listen, etc., etc…we are here. 👌

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Feel free to call us. 🖖

Excellent advice.

Unfortunately, there will be people in your life that have these red flags. Do the smart thing, and get out. It is not worth your time, and your life to be stuck with a person with these maladaptive behaviors. You can’t change them, either.


Have you had a relationship like this? Do you need to role play a healthy relationship? Do you need to bypass the dating scene, and just “Netflix & Chill”? We’re here for all of the above.

Please give us a call. We are here for you.

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Hey guys,

Do you remember when Choking the Chicken required one or two hands to get the job done? Well, that was so last century. Now days, there are all kind of toys that offer optimal pleasure.

Guys using toys? Of course!

A personal story. One of my guy friends had an issue with “cumming too early”. He was very embarrassed by this. The first time we were making out, I rubbed myself on him, and he came. I was clueless to why he wanted to quit making out. He said that he was “too tired”, so I bought that.

A few weeks later, I went down on him, and everything was fine, until I massaged his balls.

He came hard.

He was so upset.

This happened a few more times, and he finally admitted what had happened on the first make-out session. He thought he’d never have a normal sex life because “most women” get frustrated with guys “who cum too early”, and dump them. Luckily for him, he had this sex-positive woman in his life…

So for his birthday, I bought him his own personal male sex toy, the Fleshlight.

He first doubted me, and said that it sat on his dresser for a few days. But when he did finally use it, he said that it was amazing.

He would turn the bottom of the toy and the suction would change. He then joked with me about not wanting to have “real sex”, because this was so good. But the point was, about six months later of “practicing”, he was able to last longer in bed. This toy gave him the ability to focus on what he wanted, and to re-train his mind-body to enjoy longer bouts of simulated sex.

 


Male sex toys are amazing—

If you need practice, find that you cum too early, are hot and horny, want to call one of our girls at 1-800-SEX TALK to get it on, know that your experience can be elevated with the use of a toy.


SEX TOYS IN 2017:

We are truly living in the technology age.

This is where your sex toy can be synched to an app to provide even MORE simulated pleasure.

 

Virtual Masterbation

 Kiiroo Onyx Male Masterbator

WHILE GOING HANDS-FREE.

Tell your girlfriend, Handgella, to take a hike…

The Fleshlight Launch

 

What do you think of this turn in male masterbation toys? Do you like it? Do you have one that you want to try out while talking with us? Has a toy helped you with your relationship? Give us a call!

We are always interested in hearing from you. (And helping out where we can).

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Learn how to become a “Bra Expert” by watching several noobs take bras off of women.

Taking bras off of a lady isn’t easy. There are all kinds of bra types. Here’s a good video showing the ins and outs of bra removal.

Do you have any questions about bras? Have experience with them? Need help maneuvering them?

Ask one of our girls! We are here all day, every day, and are very open-minded.

Give us a call now:

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Jump into the world of BDSM.

It’s interesting.

It’s exciting.

It’s thrilling.

It’s seductive.

It’s sexy.

It’s different.

It’s your fantasy in real life.

After watching this video, ask yourself if this is something that you would like to try.

If so, we are here.

With the power of the human mind, and sex-positive women, let’s take you to that fantasy.

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Call Now.

Intrigued by Monday’s blog post about Erotic Comic books, we decided to dig further and see what else was out there.

“Oh Joy, Sex Toy”, one of the cartoons mentioned in yesterday’s list also features—wait for it—erotic coloring books for adults.

Unless you have been living under a rock, you would know that coloring books have made a comeback in the last few years with a new audience: adults.

Coloring books are being sold to adults at a record pace, because they are advertised to be a great stress reliever.

Have anxiety? Draw in a coloring book.

Bored? Draw in a coloring book.

Want to pretend that your five? Draw in a–kidding, just kidding.😜

“Oh Joy, Sex Toy” creates comics that nearly covers everything found in the sex industry and sex education.

They are well drawn, and very relatable.

(They are very sexy, too. Take a look at the two girls getting it on. That’s HOT!)


If this is a turn on for you, let us know.😉

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Call today.

Let’s talk about Lube.

If you have walked into the Family Planning / Sexual Well-being section of your local grocery store, you are going to find an array of sexual lubricants: Warming, Water-based, Flavored, etc..

But what does all of this mean? And, which lube is safe to use with your butt-plug, vibrator or cock-ring?

Well, here’s a handy visual tool to help learn all about those lubes.

8 Types of Lube…

You’re welcome.


Do you have any funny/painful lube stories? We do:

 

“I wish that I knew the difference between the lubes. I had bought a warming lube, and mistakenly used it for anal sex. On the bottle of the product, it said to not use it internally. I must have forgotten about the warnings, and went on ahead using it for anal play. My partner at that time, took a glob of the gel, and spread it all over his genitals. And, shortly thereafter, we started anal-sex. The warming effect of the lube didn’t activate right away. It took time to warm up. Initially, it felt good. This was some amazing magical gel. My partner even added more to his balls, because he liked the sensation the warming effect gave. Except, the magical gel didn’t know when to stop. It kept warming up to the point of “Get it off of me!” My partner said it felt like his balls were being burned off. We rushed to the bathroom, and frantically tried to wash off the lube from our bodies. We ended up taking separate showers, and not resuming sex afterwards. 

We laugh about it now, but we learned a valuable lesson the hard way: pay attention to where your lubes can go. My insides burned and tingled for several hours afterwards. Every time I needed to go #2, they would burn again. It took about a week for everything to go back to normal. He says that his balls were very red for a few days, and it also took him about a week for them to return to normal”.

SO READ THE ARTICLE ABOVE!!!

 

“I was new to sex, and had a lot of articles talking about the importance of using lubercants. I had just bought some silicone based lube, and was excited to try it out. My partner complained that I was sort of dry down there, and wanted to know if I had some lube. Being too excited about using it, I pulled it out, and dumped a LOT of it on myself. I didn’t realize that too much lube could be a problem. (I also didn’t read the directions that said that a few drops would suffice either). So we start having sex, and I can’t feel anything. I can see that he is sliding in and out of me at a record pace, and I am feeling absolutely nothing. After another minute of him penetrating me, he stops, and shakes his head. Apparently, I had put so much lube down there, that he couldn’t get any friction either. He tried different speeds, but nothing was working for him. I simply had too much lube down there, and he couldn’t feel a thing. We tried mopping up the lube with a towel, but it wasn’t enough. I ended up having to give him a hand job using a towel”.

SO READ THE ARTICLE ABOVE!!!

Have a funny lube story? Feel free to share with us at

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Do you have some new lube that you want to try out? Give us a call. We will get ours, and we can have a lube party together!

 

 

 

The weather was crazy for Day 1 of Lollapalooza!

 But fear not! We are down for anything. Need an excuse to “warm yourself up”? Need someone to talk to? Have a fantasy that you’d like us to share in? (Like doing something naughty while listening to Blink 182 live)? Give us a call! We’re here for YOU.

 

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(Psst. Want to hear about our naughty stories from our last Lollapalooza experience? Check out our other blog posts! (Lollapalooza Stories).

 

Wow!

From the amount of phone calls that I received yesterday, it sounds like you really want to hear more about my adventures at Lollapalooza 2016.


Okay, as promised, I will share my second sexual experience also on day one, because the fun didn’t end there…



I had moved on from tent-maze city, and had joined a wave of audience goers bumping to the music of Danny Brown. I had gotten pretty deep into the audience, when I came upon a group of guys wanking off to the beat. They were in a tight circle, and any girl who’d catch their eye, they’d wink at. I don’t think they expected me to do more than just blush, and turn away.

Instead, I slowly B-lined over to their group, and asked out loud “if I could help?” Their eyes looked over my bubbly butt escaping the confines of my short-shorts, and up to my loosely fitted shirt barely containing my breasts. Two men stepped forward, grabbed my arms, and pulled me into their group. They tightly closed their circle around me. I felt several hands feeling up my inner thighs, hands grasping at my boobs, and a hand making its way down into my shorts. One by one, my garments came off. Several hands were grasping my bubbly bottom and outer vaginal lips. I let out a moan.

Two guys in front of me, guided me down, and I put both of their cocks in my mouth. With each hand, I held one man’s penis, and went back and forth on who I was sucking. Three other men in the group decided to join in on the fun, and I found myself sucking five dicks total. It was a very unique experience. Several of the other guys in the group, continued to jack off, while watching me suck their peers.

A few minutes into this epic circle jerk, two guys (who were watching me from behind) decided to get in on the action. I felt a group of hands pull me up and whip me around to face them. I look up, and these two men are built like linebackers. One guys says to me, “If you want to have a good time, then you need to have some real BBC”, and proceeds to whip out this massive python out of his pants. Just seeing his hard throbbing massive cock made my pussy get very wet. The second guy pulled out another amazing hard throbbing snake. I looked around at all of the guys, and told them that I was “an equal opportunist” and asked “what we were all waiting for?”

Let’s just say that the following moments were the most epic dong-deep throat fest that I’ve ever been in… I had multiple cocks inside me at all times. It was penis, cock, dong, willy, johnson– in EVERY DIRECTION. It was incredibly hot.

(So hot that it is making me really wet just thinking about this. I need someone to help me out. Someone call me.  1-800-SEX TALK .  The more I write, the more soaked my underwear is getting. I think that I am going to have to just take them off…)

The crazy part is that there were constantly new people joining in to our epic circle jerk, that I honestly lost count of how many body parts went into my mouth…

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So if you were in Lollapalooza in the summer of 2016, and you were a part of a twisted mass of body parts, that would have been me. 😉

(Oh gosh, would someone just call me now, I am pulling out my vibrator. I need to hear your voice. I am getting so horny. Would someone just call me? Fuck. I am so wet. Fuck. I don’t know if I can finish this blog…)

I’ll…write…more…tomorrow…but I need someone to call me. *massaging my wet pussy in a circular motion*

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Day 2: Crashed a Circle Jerk

You can cum on me anytime, baby!


These spoofs are awesome! If your penis could shoot ANYTHING out of it, what would it be? Tell us! We want to know! 

Plus, we might need you to describe what you would want a girl to do with all of that goodness. We are here to help you out with that. *wink*

So give us a call, and let us know how to be of service…

 

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