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There’s this guy I work with…let’s just say I HATE his guts.😡 And guess what? He just so happens to be MY BOSS. You guys, he SO mean to me; he treats me like I’m some dumb blonde who doesn’t understand what he’s telling me. So maybe I messed up a couple of times but that doesn’t give him the right to be mean to me always, does it? I dunno. I seriously dream about flipping him off and walking out everyday, it’s absolute torture just to get up to work everyday and be his slave.☹️
Like the other night, I was dreaming that I was sucking his big, massive cock.😳
In my dream he called me in to bring him his reports, but he was such a jerk to me as usual – saying to his clients jokingly that I couldn’t understand anything anyway so you could say whatever you want to her and she’ll just nod her head and smile.
I knew he wasn’t joking.
When I brought him his reports, I was furious. I’ve had it.
He said: you’re not gonna quit this job, Brianne. You know why? Cause deep down, I know you wanna SUCK MY BIG, FAT COCK.🍌
And in my dream, I smiled and nodded at him just like I normally do in real life when he belittles me in front of clients. WTF was wrong with me?! I was also already halfway naked. I literally floated towards his cock, getting on all fours, opening my mouth and licking my lips, hungry for it like a dog. My nipples were popping through my thin, white blouse. It was so surreal and my mouth was REALLY dry. I literally wanted to fill my mouth with his cock.
Admittedly I was SO horny for him, my panties soaking wet and yet still feeling angry as fuck all at once. I felt helpless, a mix of emotions had taken over me. But his cock looked so good and I had to admit, he was a HOT jerk of a boss.
I’m that girl everyone and no one notices at work. Yes, I interact with LOTS of people every single day – from the CEO to the mail man, to all the people that go in and out of the building, even the janitor…but honestly NO ONE ever really notices me. I answer the phones ALL day, file papers away, order lunch for everyone, run errands…and they just give me more and more work to do and it’s nonstop until it’s FINALLY! time to go. Nobody cares or even asks me how I’m doing, it’s as if I’m invisible. Literally.
So when I go home from my boring day job, I get to play and relax on the phone. I get to let my naughty side out, moaning and saying super sexy stuff. I honestly get so much relief from roleplay and having phone sex with sexy sounding strangers.
Is your job as boring as mine? Do you want to talk about it, maybe get naughty with me?😘