Intrigued by Monday’s blog post about Erotic Comic books, we decided to dig further and see what else was out there.

“Oh Joy, Sex Toy”, one of the cartoons mentioned in yesterday’s list also features—wait for it—erotic coloring books for adults.

Unless you have been living under a rock, you would know that coloring books have made a comeback in the last few years with a new audience: adults.

Coloring books are being sold to adults at a record pace, because they are advertised to be a great stress reliever.

Have anxiety? Draw in a coloring book.

Bored? Draw in a coloring book.

Want to pretend that your five? Draw in a–kidding, just kidding.😜

“Oh Joy, Sex Toy” creates comics that nearly covers everything found in the sex industry and sex education.

They are well drawn, and very relatable.

(They are very sexy, too. Take a look at the two girls getting it on. That’s HOT!)


If this is a turn on for you, let us know.😉

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XXXENOPHILE, ‘Safe Sex”.

Are you looking for strongly written, and well drawn comic book series portraying adult themes? After raking through the internet, we have found you a well-written guide to great NSFW comic books.

15 Comics TOO HOT To Read In Public

If you find yourself turned on by any of this, feel free to give us a call, and tell us all about it. Is there a fantasy that you would like to try that you found in one of the books? Our girls are open-minded, and are interested in trying anything that you throw at us. Call today.

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Thursday Double – Header:

  1. BOOBS! TITTIES! TA-TAS! BREASTS! 

We know that you love them. You love to play with them, to suck on them, and to rub yourself off with them. But have you ever wondered what having big boobs was actually like? Well, The Try Guys did just that for YOUR entertainment.

Need a breather? I think not! 

2. BALLS! TESTES! SACKS!

Yes, we want to touch your balls… 😉


In fact, we’d like to do a whole lot more to them, if you will let us.

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Give us a call now.

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The sad reality is that there are people out there who don’t practice safe sex, and don’t care about their sexual well-being. They don’t wrap it up, they don’t get tested, and they potentially expose others to disease. If this sounds like you, it’s not too late to change this behavior. Call your GP or go to the local clinic and get tested. Also, get a bagful of condoms while you are at it. It pays to be safe.


Not ready to have live action sex? No worries! We are here to fill in the blanks.

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Give us a call! With the power of your imagination, you can take us anywhere! We are here 24/7!

Let’s talk about Lube.

If you have walked into the Family Planning / Sexual Well-being section of your local grocery store, you are going to find an array of sexual lubricants: Warming, Water-based, Flavored, etc..

But what does all of this mean? And, which lube is safe to use with your butt-plug, vibrator or cock-ring?

Well, here’s a handy visual tool to help learn all about those lubes.

8 Types of Lube…

You’re welcome.


Do you have any funny/painful lube stories? We do:

 

“I wish that I knew the difference between the lubes. I had bought a warming lube, and mistakenly used it for anal sex. On the bottle of the product, it said to not use it internally. I must have forgotten about the warnings, and went on ahead using it for anal play. My partner at that time, took a glob of the gel, and spread it all over his genitals. And, shortly thereafter, we started anal-sex. The warming effect of the lube didn’t activate right away. It took time to warm up. Initially, it felt good. This was some amazing magical gel. My partner even added more to his balls, because he liked the sensation the warming effect gave. Except, the magical gel didn’t know when to stop. It kept warming up to the point of “Get it off of me!” My partner said it felt like his balls were being burned off. We rushed to the bathroom, and frantically tried to wash off the lube from our bodies. We ended up taking separate showers, and not resuming sex afterwards. 

We laugh about it now, but we learned a valuable lesson the hard way: pay attention to where your lubes can go. My insides burned and tingled for several hours afterwards. Every time I needed to go #2, they would burn again. It took about a week for everything to go back to normal. He says that his balls were very red for a few days, and it also took him about a week for them to return to normal”.

SO READ THE ARTICLE ABOVE!!!

 

“I was new to sex, and had a lot of articles talking about the importance of using lubercants. I had just bought some silicone based lube, and was excited to try it out. My partner complained that I was sort of dry down there, and wanted to know if I had some lube. Being too excited about using it, I pulled it out, and dumped a LOT of it on myself. I didn’t realize that too much lube could be a problem. (I also didn’t read the directions that said that a few drops would suffice either). So we start having sex, and I can’t feel anything. I can see that he is sliding in and out of me at a record pace, and I am feeling absolutely nothing. After another minute of him penetrating me, he stops, and shakes his head. Apparently, I had put so much lube down there, that he couldn’t get any friction either. He tried different speeds, but nothing was working for him. I simply had too much lube down there, and he couldn’t feel a thing. We tried mopping up the lube with a towel, but it wasn’t enough. I ended up having to give him a hand job using a towel”.

SO READ THE ARTICLE ABOVE!!!

Have a funny lube story? Feel free to share with us at

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Do you have some new lube that you want to try out? Give us a call. We will get ours, and we can have a lube party together!

 

 

 

The weather was crazy for Day 1 of Lollapalooza!

 But fear not! We are down for anything. Need an excuse to “warm yourself up”? Need someone to talk to? Have a fantasy that you’d like us to share in? (Like doing something naughty while listening to Blink 182 live)? Give us a call! We’re here for YOU.

 

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(Psst. Want to hear about our naughty stories from our last Lollapalooza experience? Check out our other blog posts! (Lollapalooza Stories).

 

Wow!

From the amount of phone calls that I received yesterday, it sounds like you really want to hear more about my adventures at Lollapalooza 2016.


Okay, as promised, I will share my second sexual experience also on day one, because the fun didn’t end there…



I had moved on from tent-maze city, and had joined a wave of audience goers bumping to the music of Danny Brown. I had gotten pretty deep into the audience, when I came upon a group of guys wanking off to the beat. They were in a tight circle, and any girl who’d catch their eye, they’d wink at. I don’t think they expected me to do more than just blush, and turn away.

Instead, I slowly B-lined over to their group, and asked out loud “if I could help?” Their eyes looked over my bubbly butt escaping the confines of my short-shorts, and up to my loosely fitted shirt barely containing my breasts. Two men stepped forward, grabbed my arms, and pulled me into their group. They tightly closed their circle around me. I felt several hands feeling up my inner thighs, hands grasping at my boobs, and a hand making its way down into my shorts. One by one, my garments came off. Several hands were grasping my bubbly bottom and outer vaginal lips. I let out a moan.

Two guys in front of me, guided me down, and I put both of their cocks in my mouth. With each hand, I held one man’s penis, and went back and forth on who I was sucking. Three other men in the group decided to join in on the fun, and I found myself sucking five dicks total. It was a very unique experience. Several of the other guys in the group, continued to jack off, while watching me suck their peers.

A few minutes into this epic circle jerk, two guys (who were watching me from behind) decided to get in on the action. I felt a group of hands pull me up and whip me around to face them. I look up, and these two men are built like linebackers. One guys says to me, “If you want to have a good time, then you need to have some real BBC”, and proceeds to whip out this massive python out of his pants. Just seeing his hard throbbing massive cock made my pussy get very wet. The second guy pulled out another amazing hard throbbing snake. I looked around at all of the guys, and told them that I was “an equal opportunist” and asked “what we were all waiting for?”

Let’s just say that the following moments were the most epic dong-deep throat fest that I’ve ever been in… I had multiple cocks inside me at all times. It was penis, cock, dong, willy, johnson– in EVERY DIRECTION. It was incredibly hot.

(So hot that it is making me really wet just thinking about this. I need someone to help me out. Someone call me.  1-800-SEX TALK .  The more I write, the more soaked my underwear is getting. I think that I am going to have to just take them off…)

The crazy part is that there were constantly new people joining in to our epic circle jerk, that I honestly lost count of how many body parts went into my mouth…

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So if you were in Lollapalooza in the summer of 2016, and you were a part of a twisted mass of body parts, that would have been me. 😉

(Oh gosh, would someone just call me now, I am pulling out my vibrator. I need to hear your voice. I am getting so horny. Would someone just call me? Fuck. I am so wet. Fuck. I don’t know if I can finish this blog…)

I’ll…write…more…tomorrow…but I need someone to call me. *massaging my wet pussy in a circular motion*

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Day 2: Crashed a Circle Jerk

It’s August in Chicago!

Do you know what that means? It means that it is time to get laid while listening to the best live music available! Whoo-hoo! August 3rd is the first day of Lollapalooza, a music festival that is held in Chicago for the last 25 years. It’s also the sexiest of concerts that you’d ever go to, so I highly suggest getting your butt over there, and surveying the scene.


Why do I like it so much? Well, let me tell you about the Summer of 2016…

Wearing just my little booty shorts, and this flowing v-neck top, I hitchhiked my butt all of the way to Chicago for three days of bliss.

On the first day, I met a group of young man from a local college (Columbia, I think). They had taken several tents and tarp, and had made this epic maze of rooms. I asked one of the cute boys from the group to show me around, and he shyly agreed. I could tell he liked me, because he was watching me every time I moved. I even pretended to accidentally drop something on the floor, bent over with my boobs hanging low, and looked over to see him salivating with desire.

After walking me through the third room of his tent kingdom, he took me into his quarters, pulled me so close that I could feel his hard cock bulging in his pants. Using my hips, I pressed them rhythmically against his hard desire. His mind fully focused on his needs, he quickly removed his pants, to expose this massive BBC. I slowly and teasingly dropped my short-shorts to the floor. He stood in front of me, gripping his massive cock, and beckons me to come forward. Looking into his eyes, I take my fingers, and slowly remove my wet undies. He steps forward, picks me up by the waist, and slowly slides my vagina over his hard throbbing warm incredible cock. He lifts me up, and slides me down that incredible shaft. Again. And, again. My tight little wet pussy is being opened up by this great massive force. And, it feels sooooo good.

He then lays me down on my back on this neon red bean bag, and quickens the pace. His thrusts are harder, faster, and deeper. Every thrust, causes my large breasts to bounce up into my face. Still inside me, he cups my breasts with both hands, and massages them. His thumbs circle my hard erect nipples, and his thrusting becomes insane.

He is on the verge of coming, I could feel the blinding animalistic level of pleasure he is about to encounter. This shy young man a moment ago, is fucking my pussy like it’s the last activity that he is going to perform on Earth.

He takes his hands, and grabs me around the waist, and pulls me forward. His eyes are closed, and he is no longer able to control his primal urge. He gasps into my ear, “you’re… my… first”, before cuming, and drowning in the awesome world of orgasmic euphoria…


Day one was pretty awesome, I walked away with this young college kid’s V-card. But it didn’t end there. Like I said, this festival is known for the most folks getting down.

All of this writing is making me really, really, wet. Like I need someone to call me right now, and help me rub one off.

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 Please, someone, call me right now. My panties are so wet. Hey, if you call me, I promise that I will write down more of my sexy adventures in tomorrow’s blog…


Lollapalooza Day 1: V-Card Score!