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These rules for Love Stink!

Just call us instead!

We’re not going to make you lie uncomfortably with a mouth full of hair. Instead, you tell us want you want, and we will gladly do it. Sit back, stiff in hand, and enjoy the ride. 😉

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You can cum on me anytime, baby!

These spoofs are awesome! If your penis could shoot ANYTHING out of it, what would it be? Tell us! We want to know! 

Plus, we might need you to describe what you would want a girl to do with all of that goodness. We are here to help you out with that. *wink*

So give us a call, and let us know how to be of service…


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It’s Sex Ed Wednesday: here’s to finding videos will educate you about the opposite sex.

You don’t have to be a gay man to understand “the fear of the vagina”.

Here’s a simple video that will help you along.

If you find yourself wanting to learn more–call our girls!

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We are here 24/7!

Give us a call!

What’s that? Put a grapefruit on his penis? Are you serious?

Dead serious.

Thanks to the new movie, Girls Trip, this little gem will be a staple in many bedrooms and porn flicks to come…

And guys, if you decide to try it out for yourself, give us a call. We want to be with you every step of the way!




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Why Do We Kiss?

Ever wondered what the scientific reason was behind kissing? Or why one lover was an excellent kisser and you couldn’t wait to have your mouth around theirs, but another lover’s kiss made you gag? Well, at 1-800-SEX-TALK, we looked to the power of the internet, and found a scientific community dissecting these very questions…

What’s your favorite kind of make out session? Do you like it when other places are kissed? What turns you on the most?

Let us know!

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If you are going or are at San Diego Comic Con 2017 and are checking out the awesome costumes, just remember to respect the cosplayer’s personal space. If you want to take a photograph with them, be sure to ask them for their permission. If you want to do something extra special in your photograph, ask for their permission FIRST. It’s NEVER okay to grab someone’s genitals, buttocks, or breasts, unless you have their FULL CONSENT. Just because they are wearing skin tight clothing, showing cleavage, showing leg, etc., etc… is not an excuse for sexually harassing another human being.

If you want to be a PERV, do it over the phone WITH US instead.

Give us a call, tell us want your fantasy is, and we’ll end your night with a bang!

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Ps. Our girls are here 24/7. Give us a call now.

SDCC is finally here! And, so are we!

Give us a call, we are here all day and all night. Especially the night. 😉

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Ps. Do you like our costumes?

Pss. What shall I do next with her? Call me. I will do whatever you want me to do with her.

As you may know, Teen Vogue recently released a magazine with an article highlighting Anal Sex, appropriately called, “Anal Sex: What You Need to Know”.  It seems that there are people out there who do not recognize the need for teaching safe sex to young people, and are calling for the magazine to be pulled from stores. An article that dared to help educate those about having SAFE and CONSENSUAL anal sex should be praised. It wasn’t too long ago, when we had Dr. Drew on KROQ’s nightly show, Loveline, answering questions and offering constructive sex education to sex-curious young people. (It’s not like Sex questions have gone away!!!)

At 1-800-SEX TALK we believe that it is essential to learn about safe sex, and consent. Our services are for those who are 18 and over. But even young adults have questions. Our girls are available 24/7, and can help walk you through your sexual curiosities, wonders, and fantasies. Nothing is off-limits to us. Please give us a call today.

And Teen Vogue: Thank You.








Everyone likes to have sex.

You. Me. Your parents. Your friends.  The neighborhood cats.  And yes, even grandpa.

What? Grandpa?!?

In this humorous, but quite serious campaign, PornHub teams up with Nina Hartley (old school porn star) to talk about Safe Sex with people over 65.

The videos are even made in the style of the VHS cassette tape… and it’s awesome!

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Of course, the nice thing about doing it over the phone, is that the act is completely STD/STI free.

Plus, our girls are here 24/7, and are open to all fantasies.

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