It’s FRIDAY! Whoo hoo! That means it is time to party!
My door is open, give me a call, and let’s have some fun. I’m open to all things sex: fantasy, questions, story time, etc…
You let me know what you want.
Inside the Controversial World of Medically Assisted Sex: Slutever
Two topics that we forget go together: Sex & Disability.
Having a sexual outlet is incredibly important for one’s mental health. Having a disability does not exempt one from having feelings, experiencing lust, and wanting to be loved.
know the importance of a healthy sex life, and encourage all viewers to give us a call.
Using the theater of the mind, we can help take you places, and experience the various fantasies that you hold dearly.
We have girls available 24/7. They are patient, open-minded, and are eager to talk about all things sex.
TO CELEBRATE HUMP DAY…
WILL HUMP WHILE TALKING ABOUT SEX.
(Okay, okay, I admit that was lame. But do you want to know what is NOT lame? Just check out these messed up beauties.
Ps. Any favorites? Call us, and let us know!
[Insert Sexy two-partner position here]
“Yeah, but does it WORK?”
Have you ever gone through a magazine, and it had illustrations for some sexy positions for two-partner sex? Have you ever took a closer look at the picture, and wondered, “How on Earth would that work?”
Well, Cosmopolitan found two people to take the challenge of attempting a live-action version of underwater sex.
And, yes, and the results are wonderfully hilarious!
The video accompanying the article, “Watch Real People Struggle Through Cosmo’s Underwater Sex Positions”, is absolutely amazing.
(Please don’t eat while watching this).
Have you ever tried any of these before?
One of our girls says that she was semi-successful with “Surfs Up” (for a few thrusts), until she got the giggles, and ended up rocking the raft until it capsized. Her partner had gotten water up his nose, and they had to stop until he was okay. She said that they tried one more time, and was nearly successful, but the friction or the amount of bouncing on the raft ended up popping it. She says there’s nothing like having sex, while slowly sinking into the water. They had to move to the hot tub, to finish. “At least the hot tub had the metal ADA bars to hold on to, as he thrusted into me”.
Sounds like good times.
Did any of the positions in the video actually work for you?
Would you like to fantasize about doing one of them with our girls? We are all ears!
WANNA BE MY PLAYMATE?
Congratulations on 10 Years, Pornhub!
Check out this hilarious compilation of Pornstars reading private messages sent to them via social media.
From our own twitter page (@1_800_SEXTALK), we can say that this is definitely a thing*.
Want to talk to a real girl rather than through PM?
It’s better live anyways. 😉
*(Ookinglay atway ouyay Enispay Icturepay Eoplepay).
Listen up, guys! This tutorial is actually decent.
In fact, this tutorial is very good. Some of the girls decided to try it out.
Hey, oh man, it works!
Hurry up and call.
Intrigued by Monday’s blog post about Erotic Comic books, we decided to dig further and see what else was out there.
Unless you have been living under a rock, you would know that coloring books have made a comeback in the last few years with a new audience: adults.
Coloring books are being sold to adults at a record pace, because they are advertised to be a great stress reliever.
Have anxiety? Draw in a coloring book.
Bored? Draw in a coloring book.
Want to pretend that your five? Draw in a–kidding, just kidding.😜
“Oh Joy, Sex Toy” creates comics that nearly covers everything found in the sex industry and sex education.
They are well drawn, and very relatable.
(They are very sexy, too. Take a look at the two girls getting it on. That’s HOT!)