Having sex with someone can be super hot, but it can also be super awkward. Nothing ever goes perfectly and it’s totally not like how they do it in porn. Do you have an awkward sex story to tell us? We’d love to hear it!
Lol! Do you remember a time when porn was cheesy like this? Yes believe it or not, such a time existed.
If you want some live, (not cheesy!) one on one entertainment, give us a call!
Sometimes guys just call and don’t really have a fantasy to share, and that’s totally okay. Instead, we just talk about what we like and then it kinda just goes from there.
I had a guy talking about how much he loves donuts, especially the cream filled kind.🍩😋
And so I took it from there, I told him that I also LOVE cream filled donuts – I like to open my mouth WIDE and take a huge mouthful of that donut and guess what? Cold, thick custard cream starts to fill up my mouth. OMG, there’s so much cream that I have to lick my lips because biting HARD into that soft, fluffy donut made it SQUIRT. And some of that cream even fell on my big, heavy boobs and I got chocolate around my lips. I’m such a sloppy girl.
So now the guy I’m talking to gets really excited and offers to clean it up…but I tell him NO, not yet.
I’m actually getting turned on listening to myself talk (I’m SEXY and I like to eat, what can I say?) and so I start to rub that excess cream all over my big, soft boobs; I’ve made such a huge mess and so now my boobs are all sticky, sweet and slippery; and my nipples are now poking through my white tank top.
OMG, I am super sticky and I’m NOT just talking about my tank top. What should we do next??
Why don’t you call and tell me, I’d love to share a donut with you!😍
Maybe there are people out there who are curious about this topic. Personally, I think we should be constantly open to educating ourselves about every topic, especially when it comes to sex.
Nomi Ruiz (singer and host of the podcast Allegedly NYC) talks about sex as a post op female trans person.
According to Nomi, these misconceptions are common even within her own, progressive social scene. “Sometimes, if I’m dating a guy but I don’t want to sleep with him right away, he’s like, ‘Oh, because it doesn’t work.’ Or people think you can’t orgasm. They don’t realize the reality. But if they knew how beautiful and how natural the vagina really is, and how it’s so in tune with your mind and your body, I think people would start seeing it as sexy rather than as a science experiment. I mean, even I didn’t know the possibilities.”
Does this photo do it for you? Want to talk to a beautiful trans woman? Speak to your fantasy & give us a call.
Are you feeling lost and have no clue what to do when you’re around girls? Do you feel (as the kids would say these days)…awkward as f**k? Perhaps you need a teacher. A smart and sexy virtual teacher, someone who will guide you to the art of pleasing a real woman…in real life!
Our phone sex lines aren’t just for “getting off”. A lot of the time, guys call because they want to talk to someone who gets it, someone who won’t judge. Someone who will listen, someone to practice having sex with.
This is why you should call.
Check out this hilarious video of Alyx, aka Ayydubs who does phone sex when she’s bored and makes a video of it! Not only is it funny, but Alyx is also super cute and quite sexy. I couldn’t look away. She’s very entertaining and makes me wonder if she’s a real phone sex operator…🤔😳😂
Sooo, feel like having phone sex? Click the call button now, unfortunately you won’t get Alyx on the line. But we promise it’s all confidential and your call won’t be recorded and posted on YouTube!😘
Welcome guys and girls to the brand spanking new 1-800-SEXTALK blog! We’ll be putting up more sex-related content into this blog, and we hope you enjoy.
In the meantime, do you feel like talking to someone right now? Give us a call! Our ladies are available to talk SEX with you and just about anything and everything really – 24 hours a day, 7 days a week! So just click the call button below to get started…