There must be a deep, twisted craving within me…
a craving to have my asshole boss’s hard fucking cock sliding in and out of my dripping wet pussy. I feel like all my problems are gone when he’s on top of me, calling me a slut and pounding me into pure ecstasy.
But that’s the thing, in real life he IS my fucking problem.😩😩😩
I have been dreaming about him a lot again. It’s kinda crazy how one can live a double life it seems – one where you hate someone in real life but still want to fuck them in your dreams. I still truly hate his guts and he has made me cry at work. He apologized but that didn’t change a thing; he was back to his assholish self the next day like nothing happened.
Why do I stay there? My friends keep asking me why I continue to keep on working there and taking on the verbal abuse…I mean, he doesn’t do it to anybody else? I’m so confused. And yet, I still go in the next day and work my ass off.
I couldn’t tell them what the real reason was, it would be too embarrassing and they’d totally talk shit to me about it.
I think it’s because I LITERALLY want to fuck him. I can’t be the only one who feels this way! Has this happened to you?
Anyways, if you’d like to hear more details about my crazy sex dreams with my boss…you should give me call! I also want to hear about yours!
Click here if you want to read the first story: Office Girl and Jerk Boss Fantasy Phone Sex
Can you guess what these are without looking down below?
Answer: These are Vibrators from the mid 20th century!
Hey, isn’t it crazy? Haven’t we advanced wonderfully in the world of Sex toys? We totally have!
Here you may find vibrators from the 1880s to the 1940s.
Is that too far to travel? Did you know that you can find these old time vibrators for sale online? It’s at your own risk, of course… Etsy’s Vintage Vibrators.
What is your favorite vibrator? Do you have a vibrating cock ring? Do you like theHitachi Magic Wand Massager (like this), or the Hitachi P-spot Wand Massager (like this)?
Give me a call, we can have a Sex Toy Massage hangout. We can use our vibes together.
I’m available all day, every day!
Halloween is the BEST and funnest holiday EVER, hands down! And let’s not pretend that you DON’T like seeing all the girls turning into literal SLUTS. Wow, I LOVE SLUTS especially the undercover ones because they’re obviously the freakiest, don’t you agree?😜 Talk about a real transformation! I mean, your quiet co-worker or your nerdy best friend or some random chick you never paid attention to who works at Domino’s Pizza just got hot all of a sudden, showing more skin than usual. Like seriously, WHERE did that come from?? You know you LOVE it.
And everyone is so wild and free during the Halloween season, I say you should let loose and let your imagination run WILD by giving us a call…😘🎃👻💀😈
A while back, I wrote a blog about the technology that was pushing forward how we experience sex. Well, here’s an updated version on it. Yes, folks, technology travels THAT fast…
SEX & TECH
1). MEN… Meet the COMPANY, THE HOT OCTOPUSS.
They make a HI-TECH SEX ITEM called, the PULSE 3: Solo & Pulse. It’s the first Guybrator.
Check out this item here.
2A). KIIRO ONYX2 & PEARL 3
Are you in a relationship, and you can’t be near each other for long periods of time? This little gadget will allow you to share the same sexual experience while a part.
Check out product here.
2B). LovePalz Twist
Same idea as above, but with a twist… making cybersex more fun!
Check out Indiegogo project here.
3) TENGA 3D SLEEVE
Yes, you have read right: a 3D sleeve. It means EXACTLY as you thought: someone looked at a 3D printer and went, “you know, I could totally print up a custom sex toy with this”, and did just that. Genius.
You can find it here.
4). VR MEETS…A TWIRKING BUTT (PORNHUB)
Well, duh! The adult industry knows the potential of VR, and it “tapping into it” [pun included], every chance that they could get. When ever tech jumps forward, you have porn to thank for that.
PORNHUB’s TRAILER FOR PRODUCT
Want more? This little video introduces the range of this creation.
AS MORE TECH ROLLS OUT, I WILL UPDATE THE LIST.
Did you like what you saw? Will you be buying one of these? Will you like to try them with us? Give us a call now, and tell us! We are all very interested on how sex toys reshape our perspectives on having sex, having fun, and experiencing each other.
It’s been a while since we posted a pic of a smoking hot MILF. Julia Ann comes to mind; who has the body AND the brains. We truly respect and appreciate the women who can have longevity in the porn industry; sure men adore you when you’re young and tight but don’t think much of you when you start to show wrinkles. I say SCREW that, older women RULE!👑
So anyways, I hope this picture gets your motor going. Do you want to talk to your fantasy MILF? What does she look like? Know that you can talk about anything you want, all you have to do is call me now honey to get our sexy conversation started!😘
Call me, hon…
There’s this guy I work with…let’s just say I HATE his guts.😡 And guess what? He just so happens to be MY BOSS. You guys, he SO mean to me; he treats me like I’m some dumb blonde who doesn’t understand what he’s telling me. So maybe I messed up a couple of times but that doesn’t give him the right to be mean to me always, does it? I dunno. I seriously dream about flipping him off and walking out everyday, it’s absolute torture just to get up to work everyday and be his slave.☹️
But here’s the kicker: I’ve been dreaming about him…A LOT. In a SEXUAL way. I knowww right, GROSS!😷
Like the other night, I was dreaming that I was sucking his big, massive cock.😳
In my dream he called me in to bring him his reports, but he was such a jerk to me as usual – saying to his clients jokingly that I couldn’t understand anything anyway so you could say whatever you want to her and she’ll just nod her head and smile.
I knew he wasn’t joking.
When I brought him his reports, I was furious. I’ve had it.
So what did I do? I stormed into his office. And for whatever reason, he was already standing up with his big D out, rock hard and whatnot, smirking at me. But he still had his clothes on.
He said: you’re not gonna quit this job, Brianne. You know why? Cause deep down, I know you wanna SUCK MY BIG, FAT COCK.🍌
And in my dream, I smiled and nodded at him just like I normally do in real life when he belittles me in front of clients. WTF was wrong with me?! I was also already halfway naked. I literally floated towards his cock, getting on all fours, opening my mouth and licking my lips, hungry for it like a dog. My nipples were popping through my thin, white blouse. It was so surreal and my mouth was REALLY dry. I literally wanted to fill my mouth with his cock.
Admittedly I was SO horny for him, my panties soaking wet and yet still feeling angry as fuck all at once. I felt helpless, a mix of emotions had taken over me. But his cock looked so good and I had to admit, he was a HOT jerk of a boss.
Do you want to know what happens next? Call me at the phone number below to find out!😘
Do you remember when Choking the Chicken required one or two hands to get the job done? Well, that was so last century. Now days, there are all kind of toys that offer optimal pleasure.
Guys using toys? Of course!
A personal story. One of my guy friends had an issue with “cumming too early”. He was very embarrassed by this. The first time we were making out, I rubbed myself on him, and he came. I was clueless to why he wanted to quit making out. He said that he was “too tired”, so I bought that.
A few weeks later, I went down on him, and everything was fine, until I massaged his balls.
He came hard.
He was so upset.
This happened a few more times, and he finally admitted what had happened on the first make-out session. He thought he’d never have a normal sex life because “most women” get frustrated with guys “who cum too early”, and dump them. Luckily for him, he had this sex-positive woman in his life…
So for his birthday, I bought him his own personal male sex toy, the Fleshlight.
He first doubted me, and said that it sat on his dresser for a few days. But when he did finally use it, he said that it was amazing.
He would turn the bottom of the toy and the suction would change. He then joked with me about not wanting to have “real sex”, because this was so good. But the point was, about six months later of “practicing”, he was able to last longer in bed. This toy gave him the ability to focus on what he wanted, and to re-train his mind-body to enjoy longer bouts of simulated sex.
Male sex toys are amazing—
If you need practice, find that you cum too early, are hot and horny, want to call one of our girls at 1-800-SEX TALK to get it on, know that your experience can be elevated with the use of a toy.
SEX TOYS IN 2017:
We are truly living in the technology age.
This is where your sex toy can be synched to an app to provide even MORE simulated pleasure.
Kiiroo Onyx Male Masterbator
WHILE GOING HANDS-FREE.
Tell your girlfriend, Handgella, to take a hike…
The Fleshlight Launch
What do you think of this turn in male masterbation toys? Do you like it? Do you have one that you want to try out while talking with us? Has a toy helped you with your relationship? Give us a call!
We are always interested in hearing from you. (And helping out where we can).