There’s this guy I work with…let’s just say I HATE his guts.😡 And guess what? He just so happens to be MY BOSS. You guys, he SO mean to me; he treats me like I’m some dumb blonde who doesn’t understand what he’s telling me. So maybe I messed up a couple of times but that doesn’t give him the right to be mean to me always, does it? I dunno. I seriously dream about flipping him off and walking out everyday, it’s absolute torture just to get up to work everyday and be his slave.☹️

But here’s the kicker: I’ve been dreaming about him…A LOT. In a SEXUAL way. I knowww right, GROSS!😷

Like seriously…WTF.😳

Like the other night, I was dreaming that I was sucking his big, massive cock.😳

In my dream he called me in to bring him his reports, but he was such a jerk to me as usual – saying to his clients jokingly that I couldn’t understand anything anyway so you could say whatever you want to her and she’ll just nod her head and smile.

I knew he wasn’t joking.

When I brought him his reports, I was furious. I’ve had it.

So what did I do? I stormed into his office. And for whatever reason, he was already standing up with his big D out, rock hard and whatnot, smirking at me. But he still had his clothes on.

He said: you’re not gonna quit this job, Brianne. You know why? Cause deep down, I know you wanna SUCK MY BIG, FAT COCK.🍌

And in my dream, I smiled and nodded at him just like I normally do in real life when he belittles me in front of clients. WTF was wrong with me?! I was also already halfway naked. I literally floated towards his cock, getting on all fours, opening my mouth and licking my lips, hungry for it like a dog. My nipples were popping through my thin, white blouse. It was so surreal and my mouth was REALLY dry. I literally wanted to fill my mouth with his cock.

Admittedly I was SO horny for him, my panties soaking wet and yet still feeling angry as fuck all at once. I felt helpless, a mix of emotions had taken over me. But his cock looked so good and I had to admit, he was a HOT jerk of a boss.

Do you want to know what happens next? Call me at the phone number below to find out!😘

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There have been a lot of natural disasters lately: Hurricanes, Earthquakes, Floods…

Just know that our phone lines are open 24/7.

We are here for you whenever you need us.

We are open to talking about anything.

If you need to talk, vent, ask about girls, are horny, need advice, need someone to listen, etc., etc…we are here. 👌

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Hey guys,

Do you remember when Choking the Chicken required one or two hands to get the job done? Well, that was so last century. Now days, there are all kind of toys that offer optimal pleasure.

Guys using toys? Of course!

A personal story. One of my guy friends had an issue with “cumming too early”. He was very embarrassed by this. The first time we were making out, I rubbed myself on him, and he came. I was clueless to why he wanted to quit making out. He said that he was “too tired”, so I bought that.

A few weeks later, I went down on him, and everything was fine, until I massaged his balls.

He came hard.

He was so upset.

This happened a few more times, and he finally admitted what had happened on the first make-out session. He thought he’d never have a normal sex life because “most women” get frustrated with guys “who cum too early”, and dump them. Luckily for him, he had this sex-positive woman in his life…

So for his birthday, I bought him his own personal male sex toy, the Fleshlight.

He first doubted me, and said that it sat on his dresser for a few days. But when he did finally use it, he said that it was amazing.

He would turn the bottom of the toy and the suction would change. He then joked with me about not wanting to have “real sex”, because this was so good. But the point was, about six months later of “practicing”, he was able to last longer in bed. This toy gave him the ability to focus on what he wanted, and to re-train his mind-body to enjoy longer bouts of simulated sex.

 


Male sex toys are amazing—

If you need practice, find that you cum too early, are hot and horny, want to call one of our girls at 1-800-SEX TALK to get it on, know that your experience can be elevated with the use of a toy.


SEX TOYS IN 2017:

We are truly living in the technology age.

This is where your sex toy can be synched to an app to provide even MORE simulated pleasure.

 

Virtual Masterbation

 Kiiroo Onyx Male Masterbator

WHILE GOING HANDS-FREE.

Tell your girlfriend, Handgella, to take a hike…

The Fleshlight Launch

 

What do you think of this turn in male masterbation toys? Do you like it? Do you have one that you want to try out while talking with us? Has a toy helped you with your relationship? Give us a call!

We are always interested in hearing from you. (And helping out where we can).

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TO CELEBRATE HUMP DAY…

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WILL HUMP WHILE TALKING ABOUT SEX.

🥁+ SHHHH!

(Okay, okay, I admit that was lame. But do you want to know what is NOT lame? Just check out these messed up beauties.


INAPPROPRIATE DIRTY JOKES

&

INAPPROPRIATE COMICS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS


YOU’RE WELCOME!

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Ps. Any favorites? Call us, and let us know!

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Intrigued by Monday’s blog post about Erotic Comic books, we decided to dig further and see what else was out there.

“Oh Joy, Sex Toy”, one of the cartoons mentioned in yesterday’s list also features—wait for it—erotic coloring books for adults.

Unless you have been living under a rock, you would know that coloring books have made a comeback in the last few years with a new audience: adults.

Coloring books are being sold to adults at a record pace, because they are advertised to be a great stress reliever.

Have anxiety? Draw in a coloring book.

Bored? Draw in a coloring book.

Want to pretend that your five? Draw in a–kidding, just kidding.😜

“Oh Joy, Sex Toy” creates comics that nearly covers everything found in the sex industry and sex education.

They are well drawn, and very relatable.

(They are very sexy, too. Take a look at the two girls getting it on. That’s HOT!)


If this is a turn on for you, let us know.😉

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Call today.

XXXENOPHILE, ‘Safe Sex”.

Are you looking for strongly written, and well drawn comic book series portraying adult themes? After raking through the internet, we have found you a well-written guide to great NSFW comic books.

15 Comics TOO HOT To Read In Public

If you find yourself turned on by any of this, feel free to give us a call, and tell us all about it. Is there a fantasy that you would like to try that you found in one of the books? Our girls are open-minded, and are interested in trying anything that you throw at us. Call today.

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The weather was crazy for Day 1 of Lollapalooza!

 But fear not! We are down for anything. Need an excuse to “warm yourself up”? Need someone to talk to? Have a fantasy that you’d like us to share in? (Like doing something naughty while listening to Blink 182 live)? Give us a call! We’re here for YOU.

 

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(Psst. Want to hear about our naughty stories from our last Lollapalooza experience? Check out our other blog posts! (Lollapalooza Stories).

 

Today’s fun comic is brought to you by The Oatmeal…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


These rules for Love Stink!

Just call us instead!

We’re not going to make you lie uncomfortably with a mouth full of hair. Instead, you tell us want you want, and we will gladly do it. Sit back, stiff in hand, and enjoy the ride. 😉

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