🦃The Holidays are coming, whether you like it or not.🦃

To take an edge off of the madness, here’s some Thanksgiving -isms for you.

Let the madness begin…


We were fooling around in the kitchen like half an hour before we were supposed to eat and knocked over the turkey. I want to clarify that my boyfriend and I werent fucking on top of the turkey. We were just frisky and making out at the same table. My dad was upstairs getting ready and my mom and brother were picking up my grandma who lives close by. As things got out of hand we knocked over the turkey.And we stood there and realized we had two choices: fess up, or just, like, put the turkey back and let everyone eat floor turkey.My boyfriend figured 5 second rule was still in effect and immediately put it back and tried to rearrange all the fixings. No one noticed, and we figured letting everyone eat turkey that had been on the floor for a bit was better than ruining Thanksgiving. Jess, 28

 

This could have been a whole lot worse than it was. One Thanksgiving, my whole family got food poisoning.

Best we can figure, we left some raw meat out somewhere and wound up preparing something else [that got contaminated with it].

It kicked in during sex with my girlfriend later that night, but luckily I made it to the bathroom before my butt exploded. Will, 28

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My then-boyfriend was meeting my family for the first time on Thanksgiving, which in hindsight, was a lot of pressure to put on him. I could tell he was nervous when he first showed up, so before things kicked off, I brought him back to my bedroom to help him relax.My dad walked in on me giving him a blow job. My dad was so furious he kicked him out. I had to spend an awkward Thanksgiving dinner with my extended family, and my boyfriend had to drive 45 minutes home and explain to his family why they needed to put out another place-setting. Rachel, 28

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I had just discovered masturbating (thanks,Sex and the City!) and I was a late bloomer. I was late to the party. So I was doing it a lot.My mom walked in on me basting the turkeyright before we had to leave to go to my grandmas house.Even though she was a cool mom it was still an awkward car ride. I just listened to my CD player the whole time. Kim, 29

 

And, lastly…

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[Images found throughout Google, and quotes are from: Here].

There must be a deep, twisted craving within me…

a craving to have my asshole boss’s hard fucking cock sliding in and out of my dripping wet pussy. I feel like all my problems are gone when he’s on top of me, calling me a slut and pounding me into pure ecstasy.

But that’s the thing, in real life he IS my fucking problem.๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ

I have been dreaming about him a lot again. It’s kinda crazy how one can live a double life it seems – one where you hate someone in real life but still want to fuck them in your dreams. I still truly hate his guts and he has made me cry at work. He apologized but that didn’t change a thing; he was back to his assholish self the next day like nothing happened.

Why do I stay there? My friends keep asking me why I continue to keep on working there and taking on the verbal abuse…I mean, he doesn’t do it to anybody else? I’m so confused. And yet, I still go in the next day and work my ass off.

I couldn’t tell them what the real reason was, it would be too embarrassing and they’d totally talk shit to me about it.

I think it’s because I LITERALLY want to fuck him. I can’t be the only one who feels this way! Has this happened to you?

Anyways, if you’d like to hear more details about my crazy sex dreams with my boss…you should give me call! I also want to hear about yours!

Call me!๐Ÿ˜˜

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Click here if you want to read the first story:ย Office Girl and Jerk Boss Fantasy Phone Sex

Can you guess what these are without looking down below?














Answer: These are Vibrators from the mid 20th century!

Hey, isn’t it crazy? Haven’t we advanced wonderfully in the world of Sex toys? We totally have!

If you ever find yourself in San Francisco, California, be sure to go visit the “Good Vibrations Antique Vibrator Museum”.

Here you may find vibrators from the 1880s to the 1940s.

Is that too far to travel? Did you know that you can find these old time vibrators for sale online? It’s at your own risk, of course… Etsy’s Vintage Vibrators.

What is your favorite vibrator? Do you have a vibrating cock ring? Do you like theHitachi Magic Wand Massager (like this), or the Hitachi P-spot Wand Massager (like this)?

Give me a call, we can have a Sex Toy Massage hangout. We can use our vibes together.

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I’m available all day, every day!

 

 

 

Halloween is the BEST and funnest holiday EVER, hands down! And let’s not pretend that you DON’T like seeing all the girls turning into literal SLUTS. Wow, I LOVE SLUTS especially the undercover ones because they’re obviously the freakiest, don’t you agree?๐Ÿ˜œ Talk about a real transformation! I mean, your quiet co-worker or your nerdy best friend or some random chick you never paid attention to who works at Domino’s Pizza just got hot all of a sudden, showing more skin than usual. Like seriously, WHERE did that come from?? You know you LOVE it.

And everyone is so wild and free during the Halloween season, I say you should let loose and let your imagination run WILD by giving us a call…๐Ÿ˜˜๐ŸŽƒ๐Ÿ‘ป๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ˜ˆ

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One of my favorite times of the year is Halloween. I *LOVE* dressing up. Face it boys, it’s the ONE time us girls can go out in public looking like a slut without worrying about being arrested. Halloween should happen twice a year, just saying.ย 


So Halloween plus my favorite topic (SEX, duh!) brought me to this incredible discovery…

This is just a small sample of BAD DRAGONS work.

They have toys for everyone in mind: dildos, strap-ons, packers, sleeves, Masterbators, vibrators, etc…

All of these are customizable, and look absolutely amazing!

I really want to test out the 4th one. I wanna feel it inside me. Oh my gosh, just looking at it is turning me on. It’s making me so wet just day dreaming about it. I bet that those groves would massage my g-spot until I cum. Oh gosh, I need to get my vibrator out (it’s not as pretty as the one’s above, but it will tie me over for now), and start massaging my pussy. Will you call me and help me out?

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Please call me. Oh fuck…me.

 

 

A while back, I wrote a blog about the technology that was pushing forward how we experience sex. Well, here’s an updated version on it. Yes, folks, technology travels THAT fast…


SEX & TECH

(Part II)

1).ย  ย  MEN… Meet the COMPANY, THE HOT OCTOPUSS.

They make a HI-TECH SEX ITEM called, the PULSE 3: Solo & Pulse. It’s the first Guybrator.

Check out this item here.

2A).ย  KIIRO ONYX2 & PEARL 3

Are you in a relationship, and you can’t be near each other for long periods of time? This little gadget will allow you to share the same sexual experience while a part.

Check out product here.

2B). LovePalz Twist

Same idea as above, but with a twist… making cybersex more fun!

Check out Indiegogo project here.

 

3) TENGA 3D SLEEVE

Yes, you have read right: a 3D sleeve. It means EXACTLY as you thought: someone looked at a 3D printer and went, “you know, I could totally print up a custom sex toy with this”, and did just that. Genius.

You can find it here.

 

4). VR MEETS…A TWIRKING BUTT (PORNHUB)

Well, duh! The adult industry knows the potential of VR, and it “tapping into it” [pun included], every chance that they could get. When ever tech jumps forward, you have porn to thank for that.

PORNHUB’s TRAILER FOR PRODUCT

Want more? This little video introduces the range of this creation.


AS MORE TECH ROLLS OUT, I WILL UPDATE THE LIST.


Did you like what you saw? Will you be buying one of these? Will you like to try them with us? Give us a call now, and tell us! We are all very interested on how sex toys reshape our perspectives on having sex, having fun, and experiencing each other.

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