There’s this guy I work with…let’s just say I HATE his guts.😑 And guess what? He just so happens to be MY BOSS. You guys, he SO mean to me; he treats me like I’m some dumb blonde who doesn’t understand what he’s telling me. So maybe I messed up a couple of times but that doesn’t give him the right to be mean to me always, does it? I dunno. I seriously dream about flipping him off and walking out everyday, it’s absolute torture just to get up to work everyday and be his slave.☹️

But here’s the kicker: I’ve been dreaming about him…A LOT. In a SEXUAL way. I knowww right, GROSS!😷

Like seriously…WTF.😳

Like the other night, I was dreaming that I was sucking his big, massive cock.😳

In my dream he called me in to bring him his reports, but he was such a jerk to me as usual – saying to his clients jokingly that I couldn’t understand anything anyway so you could say whatever you want to her and she’ll just nod her head and smile.

I knew he wasn’t joking.

When I brought him his reports, I was furious. I’ve had it.

So what did I do? I stormed into his office. And for whatever reason, he was already standing up with his big D out, rock hard and whatnot, smirking at me. But he still had his clothes on.

He said: you’re not gonna quit this job, Brianne. You know why? Cause deep down, I know you wanna SUCK MY BIG, FAT COCK.🍌

And in my dream, I smiled and nodded at him just like I normally do in real life when he belittles me in front of clients. WTF was wrong with me?! I was also already halfway naked. I literally floated towards his cock, getting on all fours, opening my mouth and licking my lips, hungry for it like a dog. My nipples were popping through my thin, white blouse. It was so surreal and my mouth was REALLY dry. I literally wanted to fill my mouth with his cock.

Admittedly I was SO horny for him, my panties soaking wet and yet still feeling angry as fuck all at once. I felt helpless, a mix of emotions had taken over me. But his cock looked so good and I had to admit, he was a HOT jerk of a boss.

Do you want to know what happens next? Call me at the phone number below to find out!😘

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(Okay, okay, I admit that was lame. But do you want to know what is NOT lame? Just check out these messed up beauties.


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Pss. What shall I do next with her? Call me. I will do whatever you want me to do with her.

We used to AskJeeves all of our dirty questions, but now our search engine of choice is Google.Β 

Googling “Sex”.

Everyone does it.

Every little question, and curiosity is carefully typed in the little white rectangle. How do we know this? Well, all of your thoughts, wonderings, questions, and even porn viewing has been tracked. The researchers took this data and analyzed it.

In this insightful interview, Β Proof that Americans are lying about their sexual desires, that data is openly talked about, and celebrated. Did you know that many young men fantasize about being with an elderly woman? Or being breast fed? Or that cis women like to watch lesbian porn?

What do you like to watch? Were any of the findings in the article shocking to you? What do you usually ask google about? Feel free to call us with your SEX-related questions, as we are a sex chat ran by sex-savvy women, who could do more than just answer your questions… We are fun, eager, and are very interested in what you have to say.

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It’s Tutorial Tuesday, where we at 1-800-SEX-TALK find good tutorials that will help you polish your skills with women. This is a very good thorough tutorial by Julien Manifesto called, “How to Pick Up Girls from Open to Close”.

After checking out this video, feel free to give us a call and practice. As the saying goes, “Practice Makes Perfect”.

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