Hey guys,

Do you remember when Choking the Chicken required one or two hands to get the job done? Well, that was so last century. Now days, there are all kind of toys that offer optimal pleasure.

Guys using toys? Of course!

A personal story. One of my guy friends had an issue with “cumming too early”. He was very embarrassed by this. The first time we were making out, I rubbed myself on him, and he came. I was clueless to why he wanted to quit making out. He said that he was “too tired”, so I bought that.

A few weeks later, I went down on him, and everything was fine, until I massaged his balls.

He came hard.

He was so upset.

This happened a few more times, and he finally admitted what had happened on the first make-out session. He thought he’d never have a normal sex life because “most women” get frustrated with guys “who cum too early”, and dump them. Luckily for him, he had this sex-positive woman in his life…

So for his birthday, I bought him his own personal male sex toy, the Fleshlight.

He first doubted me, and said that it sat on his dresser for a few days. But when he did finally use it, he said that it was amazing.

He would turn the bottom of the toy and the suction would change. He then joked with me about not wanting to have “real sex”, because this was so good. But the point was, about six months later of “practicing”, he was able to last longer in bed. This toy gave him the ability to focus on what he wanted, and to re-train his mind-body to enjoy longer bouts of simulated sex.

 


Male sex toys are amazing—

If you need practice, find that you cum too early, are hot and horny, want to call one of our girls at 1-800-SEX TALK to get it on, know that your experience can be elevated with the use of a toy.


SEX TOYS IN 2017:

We are truly living in the technology age.

This is where your sex toy can be synched to an app to provide even MORE simulated pleasure.

 

Virtual Masterbation

 Kiiroo Onyx Male Masterbator

WHILE GOING HANDS-FREE.

Tell your girlfriend, Handgella, to take a hike…

The Fleshlight Launch

 

What do you think of this turn in male masterbation toys? Do you like it? Do you have one that you want to try out while talking with us? Has a toy helped you with your relationship? Give us a call!

We are always interested in hearing from you. (And helping out where we can).

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Intrigued by Monday’s blog post about Erotic Comic books, we decided to dig further and see what else was out there.

“Oh Joy, Sex Toy”, one of the cartoons mentioned in yesterday’s list also features—wait for it—erotic coloring books for adults.

Unless you have been living under a rock, you would know that coloring books have made a comeback in the last few years with a new audience: adults.

Coloring books are being sold to adults at a record pace, because they are advertised to be a great stress reliever.

Have anxiety? Draw in a coloring book.

Bored? Draw in a coloring book.

Want to pretend that your five? Draw in a–kidding, just kidding.😜

“Oh Joy, Sex Toy” creates comics that nearly covers everything found in the sex industry and sex education.

They are well drawn, and very relatable.

(They are very sexy, too. Take a look at the two girls getting it on. That’s HOT!)


If this is a turn on for you, let us know.😉

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Call today.

Today’s fun comic is brought to you by The Oatmeal…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


These rules for Love Stink!

Just call us instead!

We’re not going to make you lie uncomfortably with a mouth full of hair. Instead, you tell us want you want, and we will gladly do it. Sit back, stiff in hand, and enjoy the ride. 😉

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Sex Ed in high school was pretty outdated, right?

Depending on who you had, you still left the classroom with more questions than answers.

This is why today, we have found an updated video for your Sex Education 2.0.

If you find that you still have questions, are interested in exploring your sexuality, are horny, need or want sex now, feel free to give us a call.

Our girls are here 24/7, and are interested in all things: Sex.

 

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(The complete John Oliver segment can be found here).

 

SDCC is right around the corner!

Preview Night is this upcoming Wednesday, will you be there?

Looking forward to the cosplayers, the artwork, the celebs, and of course–YOU!

Every year, SDCC participants get their freak on. You know what I am talking about. 😜

Gang bang with super heroes? Check!

Guys wanting advice on how to get laid? Check!

Threesome with villains? You got it.

Our hot and horny girls are here for you 24/7.
Go ahead and give us a call!

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(Ps. Can you guess what we’re dressed up as?)

Who here had the hots for a teacher, aid or librarian?

 If you could be a student again, and have the crush of your dreams, what would you want them to do?

Call us!

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Let’s create that fantasy!

 


This little gem came out of October 2016:

 Five students (Bobby Moynihan, Kenan Thompson, Kyle Mooney, Mikey Day, Alex Moffat) get more than they bargained for when they hit on the librarian (Margot Robbie).


 

Luckily, for you, we offer a place where you can talk to a real life girl, who is interested in you as you are in her.

Call us now! We have girls who are eager to hear from you any time of the day and night.

We are 24 hours, and 7 days a week.

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