Listen up Men…

If you are not getting any, or participating in self-pleasure you aren’t doing yourself ANY favors.

In fact, you may be putting your physical and mental health in danger.

Here are a few inserts from a Men’s Health Magazine that should help encourage you to pick up your cellphone and call 1-800-SEX-TALK right away…



If you don’t masturbate, your risk of prostate cancer goes up.

If your dry spell extends to the self-pleasure zone i.e., if you’re not masturbating at all research says that’s not healthy. In fact, multiple studies have pointed to the conclusion that “high ejaculation frequency” (a.k.a. jerking off at least 4.6 to seven times a week) is linked to a lower risk of prostate cancer. So get out those baby wipes and turn on Pornhub for the sake of your own health.

 

Your immune system gets weaker.

Orgasms are incredibly beneficial to your immune system, as psychologists Carl Charnetski and Francis Brennan Jr. found. They conducted a study where they asked patients who were having sex once or twice a week to provide saliva samples. Those samples were found to contain an extremely high concentration of the common-cold busting antibody immunoglobulin A. Who knew that extremely close contact was a net-positive in terms of preventing illness?

 

Your blood pressure can spike.

A great night of lovemaking can make literally everything else in the world feel better. Even if your boss won’t stop breathing down your neck, or if you’re under a bunch of deadlines, youre consistently getting laid, so all of that stuff seems super manageable.

Science says thats not a coincidence. In fact, a 2006 study in the medical journal Biological Psychology found that people who were having regular sex had lower levels of blood pressure than those who weren’t.



Pretty scary, huh?

Check out the rest of the article here.

So rather than have to make the above a reality, give us a call.

Self-pleasuring is healthy after all, and we want you to live a long, wonderful life.

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Can you guess what these are without looking down below?














Answer: These are Vibrators from the mid 20th century!

Hey, isn’t it crazy? Haven’t we advanced wonderfully in the world of Sex toys? We totally have!

If you ever find yourself in San Francisco, California, be sure to go visit the “Good Vibrations Antique Vibrator Museum”.

Here you may find vibrators from the 1880s to the 1940s.

Is that too far to travel? Did you know that you can find these old time vibrators for sale online? It’s at your own risk, of course… Etsy’s Vintage Vibrators.

What is your favorite vibrator? Do you have a vibrating cock ring? Do you like theHitachi Magic Wand Massager (like this), or the Hitachi P-spot Wand Massager (like this)?

Give me a call, we can have a Sex Toy Massage hangout. We can use our vibes together.

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I’m available all day, every day!

 

 

 

One of my favorite times of the year is Halloween. I *LOVE* dressing up. Face it boys, it’s the ONE time us girls can go out in public looking like a slut without worrying about being arrested. Halloween should happen twice a year, just saying. 


So Halloween plus my favorite topic (SEX, duh!) brought me to this incredible discovery…

This is just a small sample of BAD DRAGONS work.

They have toys for everyone in mind: dildos, strap-ons, packers, sleeves, Masterbators, vibrators, etc…

All of these are customizable, and look absolutely amazing!

I really want to test out the 4th one. I wanna feel it inside me. Oh my gosh, just looking at it is turning me on. It’s making me so wet just day dreaming about it. I bet that those groves would massage my g-spot until I cum. Oh gosh, I need to get my vibrator out (it’s not as pretty as the one’s above, but it will tie me over for now), and start massaging my pussy. Will you call me and help me out?

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Please call me. Oh fuck…me.

 

 

A while back, I wrote a blog about the technology that was pushing forward how we experience sex. Well, here’s an updated version on it. Yes, folks, technology travels THAT fast…


SEX & TECH

(Part II)

1).    MEN… Meet the COMPANY, THE HOT OCTOPUSS.

They make a HI-TECH SEX ITEM called, the PULSE 3: Solo & Pulse. It’s the first Guybrator.

Check out this item here.

2A).  KIIRO ONYX2 & PEARL 3

Are you in a relationship, and you can’t be near each other for long periods of time? This little gadget will allow you to share the same sexual experience while a part.

Check out product here.

2B). LovePalz Twist

Same idea as above, but with a twist… making cybersex more fun!

Check out Indiegogo project here.

 

3) TENGA 3D SLEEVE

Yes, you have read right: a 3D sleeve. It means EXACTLY as you thought: someone looked at a 3D printer and went, “you know, I could totally print up a custom sex toy with this”, and did just that. Genius.

You can find it here.

 

4). VR MEETS…A TWIRKING BUTT (PORNHUB)

Well, duh! The adult industry knows the potential of VR, and it “tapping into it” [pun included], every chance that they could get. When ever tech jumps forward, you have porn to thank for that.

PORNHUB’s TRAILER FOR PRODUCT

Want more? This little video introduces the range of this creation.


AS MORE TECH ROLLS OUT, I WILL UPDATE THE LIST.


Did you like what you saw? Will you be buying one of these? Will you like to try them with us? Give us a call now, and tell us! We are all very interested on how sex toys reshape our perspectives on having sex, having fun, and experiencing each other.

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It’s been a while since we posted a pic of a smoking hot MILF. Julia Ann comes to mind; who has the body AND the brains. We truly respect and appreciate the women who can have longevity in the porn industry; sure men adore you when you’re young and tight but don’t think much of you when you start to show wrinkles. I say SCREW that, older women RULE!👑

So anyways, I hope this picture gets your motor going. Do you want to talk to your fantasy MILF? What does she look like? Know that you can talk about anything you want, all you have to do is call me now honey to get our sexy conversation started!😘

Call me, hon…

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Hey guys,

Do you remember when Choking the Chicken required one or two hands to get the job done? Well, that was so last century. Now days, there are all kind of toys that offer optimal pleasure.

Guys using toys? Of course!

A personal story. One of my guy friends had an issue with “cumming too early”. He was very embarrassed by this. The first time we were making out, I rubbed myself on him, and he came. I was clueless to why he wanted to quit making out. He said that he was “too tired”, so I bought that.

A few weeks later, I went down on him, and everything was fine, until I massaged his balls.

He came hard.

He was so upset.

This happened a few more times, and he finally admitted what had happened on the first make-out session. He thought he’d never have a normal sex life because “most women” get frustrated with guys “who cum too early”, and dump them. Luckily for him, he had this sex-positive woman in his life…

So for his birthday, I bought him his own personal male sex toy, the Fleshlight.

He first doubted me, and said that it sat on his dresser for a few days. But when he did finally use it, he said that it was amazing.

He would turn the bottom of the toy and the suction would change. He then joked with me about not wanting to have “real sex”, because this was so good. But the point was, about six months later of “practicing”, he was able to last longer in bed. This toy gave him the ability to focus on what he wanted, and to re-train his mind-body to enjoy longer bouts of simulated sex.

 


Male sex toys are amazing—

If you need practice, find that you cum too early, are hot and horny, want to call one of our girls at 1-800-SEX TALK to get it on, know that your experience can be elevated with the use of a toy.


SEX TOYS IN 2017:

We are truly living in the technology age.

This is where your sex toy can be synched to an app to provide even MORE simulated pleasure.

 

Virtual Masterbation

 Kiiroo Onyx Male Masterbator

WHILE GOING HANDS-FREE.

Tell your girlfriend, Handgella, to take a hike…

The Fleshlight Launch

 

What do you think of this turn in male masterbation toys? Do you like it? Do you have one that you want to try out while talking with us? Has a toy helped you with your relationship? Give us a call!

We are always interested in hearing from you. (And helping out where we can).

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Intrigued by Monday’s blog post about Erotic Comic books, we decided to dig further and see what else was out there.

“Oh Joy, Sex Toy”, one of the cartoons mentioned in yesterday’s list also features—wait for it—erotic coloring books for adults.

Unless you have been living under a rock, you would know that coloring books have made a comeback in the last few years with a new audience: adults.

Coloring books are being sold to adults at a record pace, because they are advertised to be a great stress reliever.

Have anxiety? Draw in a coloring book.

Bored? Draw in a coloring book.

Want to pretend that your five? Draw in a–kidding, just kidding.😜

“Oh Joy, Sex Toy” creates comics that nearly covers everything found in the sex industry and sex education.

They are well drawn, and very relatable.

(They are very sexy, too. Take a look at the two girls getting it on. That’s HOT!)


If this is a turn on for you, let us know.😉

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Call today.

Today’s fun comic is brought to you by The Oatmeal…

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


These rules for Love Stink!

Just call us instead!

We’re not going to make you lie uncomfortably with a mouth full of hair. Instead, you tell us want you want, and we will gladly do it. Sit back, stiff in hand, and enjoy the ride. 😉

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