This November, sharpen your cunnilingual abilities with a limited edition grooming tool from Brazzers. Customized and created in support of men’s health, the Brazzers Muffstache Comb can be yours with a donation of $10.00 or more to the men’s health charity of our choice.

Get that much needed confidence boost that comes with a freshly combed mustache or beard, marvel at the oaky goodness of a freshly carved Brazzers Muffstache Comb, and treat your partner to the best oral exam they’ve ever received!

To learn how to get your very own limited edition Brazzers Muffstache Comb visit: http://bit.ly/2z9drH6

If not, then you can just call us to talk about whatever…

Call me!😘

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Excellent advice.

Unfortunately, there will be people in your life that have these red flags. Do the smart thing, and get out. It is not worth your time, and your life to be stuck with a person with these maladaptive behaviors. You can’t change them, either.


Have you had a relationship like this? Do you need to role play a healthy relationship? Do you need to bypass the dating scene, and just “Netflix & Chill”? We’re here for all of the above.

Please give us a call. We are here for you.

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Learn how to become a “Bra Expert” by watching several noobs take bras off of women.

Taking bras off of a lady isn’t easy. There are all kinds of bra types. Here’s a good video showing the ins and outs of bra removal.

Do you have any questions about bras? Have experience with them? Need help maneuvering them?

Ask one of our girls! We are here all day, every day, and are very open-minded.

Give us a call now:

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TO CELEBRATE HUMP DAY…

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WILL HUMP WHILE TALKING ABOUT SEX.

🥁+ SHHHH!

(Okay, okay, I admit that was lame. But do you want to know what is NOT lame? Just check out these messed up beauties.


INAPPROPRIATE DIRTY JOKES

&

INAPPROPRIATE COMICS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS


YOU’RE WELCOME!

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Ps. Any favorites? Call us, and let us know!

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[Insert Sexy two-partner position here]

“Yeah, but does it WORK?”


Have you ever gone through a magazine, and it had illustrations for some sexy positions for two-partner sex? Have you ever took a closer look at the picture, and wondered, “How on Earth would that work?”

Well, Cosmopolitan found two people to take the challenge of attempting a live-action version of underwater sex.

And, yes, and the results are wonderfully hilarious!

The video accompanying the article, “Watch Real People Struggle Through Cosmo’s Underwater Sex Positions”, is absolutely amazing.

(Please don’t eat while watching this).

Have you ever tried any of these before?

One of our girls says that she was semi-successful with “Surfs Up” (for a few thrusts), until she got the giggles, and ended up rocking the raft until it capsized. Her partner had gotten water up his nose, and they had to stop until he was okay. She said that they tried one more time, and was nearly successful, but the friction or the amount of bouncing on the raft ended up popping it. She says there’s nothing like having sex, while slowly sinking into the water. They had to move to the hot tub, to finish. “At least the hot tub had the metal ADA bars to hold on to, as he thrusted into me”.

Sounds like good times.


Did any of the positions in the video actually work for you?

Would you like to fantasize about doing one of them with our girls? We are all ears!

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Congratulations on 10 Years, Pornhub!



Check out this hilarious compilation of Pornstars reading private messages sent to them via social media.

From our own twitter page (@1_800_SEXTALK), we can say that this is definitely a thing*.

Want to talk to a real girl rather than through PM?

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It’s better live anyways. 😉

 

 

 


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