Excellent advice.

Unfortunately, there will be people in your life that have these red flags. Do the smart thing, and get out. It is not worth your time, and your life to be stuck with a person with these maladaptive behaviors. You can’t change them, either.


Have you had a relationship like this? Do you need to role play a healthy relationship? Do you need to bypass the dating scene, and just “Netflix & Chill”? We’re here for all of the above.

Please give us a call. We are here for you.

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Learn how to become a “Bra Expert” by watching several noobs take bras off of women.

Taking bras off of a lady isn’t easy. There are all kinds of bra types. Here’s a good video showing the ins and outs of bra removal.

Do you have any questions about bras? Have experience with them? Need help maneuvering them?

Ask one of our girls! We are here all day, every day, and are very open-minded.

Give us a call now:

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TO CELEBRATE HUMP DAY…

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WILL HUMP WHILE TALKING ABOUT SEX.

🥁+ SHHHH!

(Okay, okay, I admit that was lame. But do you want to know what is NOT lame? Just check out these messed up beauties.


INAPPROPRIATE DIRTY JOKES

&

INAPPROPRIATE COMICS ABOUT RELATIONSHIPS


YOU’RE WELCOME!

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Ps. Any favorites? Call us, and let us know!

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[Insert Sexy two-partner position here]

“Yeah, but does it WORK?”


Have you ever gone through a magazine, and it had illustrations for some sexy positions for two-partner sex? Have you ever took a closer look at the picture, and wondered, “How on Earth would that work?”

Well, Cosmopolitan found two people to take the challenge of attempting a live-action version of underwater sex.

And, yes, and the results are wonderfully hilarious!

The video accompanying the article, “Watch Real People Struggle Through Cosmo’s Underwater Sex Positions”, is absolutely amazing.

(Please don’t eat while watching this).

Have you ever tried any of these before?

One of our girls says that she was semi-successful with “Surfs Up” (for a few thrusts), until she got the giggles, and ended up rocking the raft until it capsized. Her partner had gotten water up his nose, and they had to stop until he was okay. She said that they tried one more time, and was nearly successful, but the friction or the amount of bouncing on the raft ended up popping it. She says there’s nothing like having sex, while slowly sinking into the water. They had to move to the hot tub, to finish. “At least the hot tub had the metal ADA bars to hold on to, as he thrusted into me”.

Sounds like good times.


Did any of the positions in the video actually work for you?

Would you like to fantasize about doing one of them with our girls? We are all ears!

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Congratulations on 10 Years, Pornhub!



Check out this hilarious compilation of Pornstars reading private messages sent to them via social media.

From our own twitter page (@1_800_SEXTALK), we can say that this is definitely a thing*.

Want to talk to a real girl rather than through PM?

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It’s better live anyways. 😉

 

 

 


*(Ookinglay atway ouyay Enispay Icturepay Eoplepay).

 

Intrigued by Monday’s blog post about Erotic Comic books, we decided to dig further and see what else was out there.

“Oh Joy, Sex Toy”, one of the cartoons mentioned in yesterday’s list also features—wait for it—erotic coloring books for adults.

Unless you have been living under a rock, you would know that coloring books have made a comeback in the last few years with a new audience: adults.

Coloring books are being sold to adults at a record pace, because they are advertised to be a great stress reliever.

Have anxiety? Draw in a coloring book.

Bored? Draw in a coloring book.

Want to pretend that your five? Draw in a–kidding, just kidding.😜

“Oh Joy, Sex Toy” creates comics that nearly covers everything found in the sex industry and sex education.

They are well drawn, and very relatable.

(They are very sexy, too. Take a look at the two girls getting it on. That’s HOT!)


If this is a turn on for you, let us know.😉

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Call today.

XXXENOPHILE, ‘Safe Sex”.

Are you looking for strongly written, and well drawn comic book series portraying adult themes? After raking through the internet, we have found you a well-written guide to great NSFW comic books.

15 Comics TOO HOT To Read In Public

If you find yourself turned on by any of this, feel free to give us a call, and tell us all about it. Is there a fantasy that you would like to try that you found in one of the books? Our girls are open-minded, and are interested in trying anything that you throw at us. Call today.

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Thursday Double – Header:

  1. BOOBS! TITTIES! TA-TAS! BREASTS! 

We know that you love them. You love to play with them, to suck on them, and to rub yourself off with them. But have you ever wondered what having big boobs was actually like? Well, The Try Guys did just that for YOUR entertainment.

Need a breather? I think not! 

2. BALLS! TESTES! SACKS!

Yes, we want to touch your balls… 😉


In fact, we’d like to do a whole lot more to them, if you will let us.

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Give us a call now.

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Let’s talk about Lube.

If you have walked into the Family Planning / Sexual Well-being section of your local grocery store, you are going to find an array of sexual lubricants: Warming, Water-based, Flavored, etc..

But what does all of this mean? And, which lube is safe to use with your butt-plug, vibrator or cock-ring?

Well, here’s a handy visual tool to help learn all about those lubes.

8 Types of Lube…

You’re welcome.


Do you have any funny/painful lube stories? We do:

 

“I wish that I knew the difference between the lubes. I had bought a warming lube, and mistakenly used it for anal sex. On the bottle of the product, it said to not use it internally. I must have forgotten about the warnings, and went on ahead using it for anal play. My partner at that time, took a glob of the gel, and spread it all over his genitals. And, shortly thereafter, we started anal-sex. The warming effect of the lube didn’t activate right away. It took time to warm up. Initially, it felt good. This was some amazing magical gel. My partner even added more to his balls, because he liked the sensation the warming effect gave. Except, the magical gel didn’t know when to stop. It kept warming up to the point of “Get it off of me!” My partner said it felt like his balls were being burned off. We rushed to the bathroom, and frantically tried to wash off the lube from our bodies. We ended up taking separate showers, and not resuming sex afterwards. 

We laugh about it now, but we learned a valuable lesson the hard way: pay attention to where your lubes can go. My insides burned and tingled for several hours afterwards. Every time I needed to go #2, they would burn again. It took about a week for everything to go back to normal. He says that his balls were very red for a few days, and it also took him about a week for them to return to normal”.

SO READ THE ARTICLE ABOVE!!!

 

“I was new to sex, and had a lot of articles talking about the importance of using lubercants. I had just bought some silicone based lube, and was excited to try it out. My partner complained that I was sort of dry down there, and wanted to know if I had some lube. Being too excited about using it, I pulled it out, and dumped a LOT of it on myself. I didn’t realize that too much lube could be a problem. (I also didn’t read the directions that said that a few drops would suffice either). So we start having sex, and I can’t feel anything. I can see that he is sliding in and out of me at a record pace, and I am feeling absolutely nothing. After another minute of him penetrating me, he stops, and shakes his head. Apparently, I had put so much lube down there, that he couldn’t get any friction either. He tried different speeds, but nothing was working for him. I simply had too much lube down there, and he couldn’t feel a thing. We tried mopping up the lube with a towel, but it wasn’t enough. I ended up having to give him a hand job using a towel”.

SO READ THE ARTICLE ABOVE!!!

Have a funny lube story? Feel free to share with us at

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Do you have some new lube that you want to try out? Give us a call. We will get ours, and we can have a lube party together!