You have probably used it as a penis🍆 to simulate all kinds of sex with your SO via text messaging. Or stuck it places on images for fun. Well, now you can stick it in places IRL.
😂 RIGHT?! 😂
Meet Emojibator! Yes, you can now masterbate using an emoji! This eggplant themed vibrator comes in 10 vibration speeds, and looks like a lot of fun. The company, based in Philadelphia, also creates a 🌶️ to spice things up between the sheets.
CANNOT wait for them to make a 🍯 for the 🍆. (Think: 🔦) What kind of emoji would you like made into a sex toy? 💪? 🍌?🥔? Tell us in the comments below! Or call us! We’d love to hear what you think about these toys and how they would apply to you. 😎
Having sex with someone can be super hot, but it can also be super awkward. Nothing ever goes perfectly and it’s totally not like how they do it in porn. Do you have an awkward sex story to tell us? We’d love to hear it!
Sometimes guys just call and don’t really have a fantasy to share, and that’s totally okay. Instead, we just talk about what we like and then it kinda just goes from there.
I had a guy talking about how much he loves donuts, especially the cream filled kind.🍩😋
And so I took it from there, I told him that I also LOVE cream filled donuts – I like to open my mouth WIDE and take a huge mouthful of that donut and guess what? Cold, thick custard cream starts to fill up my mouth. OMG, there’s so much cream that I have to lick my lips because biting HARD into that soft, fluffy donut made it SQUIRT. And some of that cream even fell on my big, heavy boobs and I got chocolate around my lips. I’m such a sloppy girl.
So now the guy I’m talking to gets really excited and offers to clean it up…but I tell him NO, not yet.
I’m actually getting turned on listening to myself talk (I’m SEXY and I like to eat, what can I say?) and so I start to rub that excess cream all over my big, soft boobs; I’ve made such a huge mess and so now my boobs are all sticky, sweet and slippery; and my nipples are now poking through my white tank top.
OMG, I am super sticky and I’m NOT just talking about my tank top. What should we do next??
Why don’t you call and tell me, I’d love to share a donut with you!😍
Ahhh, work and sex and sex at work. What can I say about it that people don’t already know? The fact that you will most likely hook up with someone you work with? Yup. I’m sure everyone has done it at least once, or twice. That’s why someone made a how-to video for those who want to do it the right way.
Do you have a work fantasy? Call and tell us about it:
Check out this hilarious video of Alyx, aka Ayydubs who does phone sex when she’s bored and makes a video of it! Not only is it funny, but Alyx is also super cute and quite sexy. I couldn’t look away. She’s very entertaining and makes me wonder if she’s a real phone sex operator…🤔😳😂
Sooo, feel like having phone sex? Click the call button now, unfortunately you won’t get Alyx on the line. But we promise it’s all confidential and your call won’t be recorded and posted on YouTube!😘