Having sex with someone can be super hot, but it can also be super awkward. Nothing ever goes perfectly and it’s totally not like how they do it in porn. Do you have an awkward sex story to tell us? We’d love to hear it!
Lol! Do you remember a time when porn was cheesy like this? Yes believe it or not, such a time existed.
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Sometimes guys just call and don’t really have a fantasy to share, and that’s totally okay. Instead, we just talk about what we like and then it kinda just goes from there.
I had a guy talking about how much he loves donuts, especially the cream filled kind.🍩😋
And so I took it from there, I told him that I also LOVE cream filled donuts – I like to open my mouth WIDE and take a huge mouthful of that donut and guess what? Cold, thick custard cream starts to fill up my mouth. OMG, there’s so much cream that I have to lick my lips because biting HARD into that soft, fluffy donut made it SQUIRT. And some of that cream even fell on my big, heavy boobs and I got chocolate around my lips. I’m such a sloppy girl.
So now the guy I’m talking to gets really excited and offers to clean it up…but I tell him NO, not yet.
I’m actually getting turned on listening to myself talk (I’m SEXY and I like to eat, what can I say?) and so I start to rub that excess cream all over my big, soft boobs; I’ve made such a huge mess and so now my boobs are all sticky, sweet and slippery; and my nipples are now poking through my white tank top.
OMG, I am super sticky and I’m NOT just talking about my tank top. What should we do next??
Why don’t you call and tell me, I’d love to share a donut with you!😍
Maybe you’ve seen me post about ASMR before here and here. I’m a huge fan even though I’ve never actually experienced the tingling sensations people experience. I just love the sounds and visuals, there is something very relaxing about it. If you’re reading this and can’t sleep, try this sleepy time ASMR video by one of my favorites Gentle Whispering. Enjoy.
If you are still awake and just bored as hell, then give us a call…
Maybe there are people out there who are curious about this topic. Personally, I think we should be constantly open to educating ourselves about every topic, especially when it comes to sex.
Nomi Ruiz (singer and host of the podcast Allegedly NYC) talks about sex as a post op female trans person.
According to Nomi, these misconceptions are common even within her own, progressive social scene. “Sometimes, if I’m dating a guy but I don’t want to sleep with him right away, he’s like, ‘Oh, because it doesn’t work.’ Or people think you can’t orgasm. They don’t realize the reality. But if they knew how beautiful and how natural the vagina really is, and how it’s so in tune with your mind and your body, I think people would start seeing it as sexy rather than as a science experiment. I mean, even I didn’t know the possibilities.”
Does this photo do it for you? Want to talk to a beautiful trans woman? Speak to your fantasy & give us a call.
So I’m sort of obsessed with getting my butt to be bigger, but not Kim K big! Just enough so guys notice😊. I surfed YouTube and found this for you guys. Not gonna lie, I think she’s super cute and has a very nice butt…and I’m sure those 9,000,000+ views aren’t just from the ladies! I bet there’s tons of prepubescent boys watching, or men who get off on workout videos.
If you enjoyed this video, why not talk to one of us LIVE and have your own little workout? It’s so much fun!😚
Ahhh, work and sex and sex at work. What can I say about it that people don’t already know? The fact that you will most likely hook up with someone you work with? Yup. I’m sure everyone has done it at least once, or twice. That’s why someone made a how-to video for those who want to do it the right way.
Do you have a work fantasy? Call and tell us about it:
There’s a “how-to” for literally everything on YouTube, I think it’s pretty amazing. And there’s also a lot of softcore slash humorous videos worth watching, like this one.
Sex is funny, weird, awkward…but also really awesome.
If you feel like talking about it, give us a call.