I’m that girl everyone and no one notices at work. Yes, I interact with LOTS of people every single day – from the CEO to the mail man, to all the people that go in and out of the building, even the janitor…but honestly NO ONE ever really notices me. I answer the phones ALL day, file papers away, order lunch for everyone, run errands…and they just give me more and more work to do and it’s nonstop until it’s FINALLY! time to go. Nobody cares or even asks me how I’m doing, it’s as if I’m invisible. Literally.
So when I go home from my boring day job, I get to play and relax on the phone. I get to let my naughty side out, moaning and saying super sexy stuff. I honestly get so much relief from roleplay and having phone sex with sexy sounding strangers.
Is your job as boring as mine? Do you want to talk about it, maybe get naughty with me?😘
I love, love, LOVE Mia Khalifa. Not only is she super hot, but she’s smart as fuck and I WISH I had big boobs just like her. All the guys love her because of her boobs AND she’s heavily into sports. A total dream.😍
Here she is breaking down 9 reasons why having big boobs is the shittiest part of the summer…
although let’s be real here. No one would really give her a second look if she DIDN’T have those big boobs of hers.
Having sex with someone can be super hot, but it can also be super awkward. Nothing ever goes perfectly and it’s totally not like how they do it in porn. Do you have an awkward sex story to tell us? We’d love to hear it!
Sometimes guys just call and don’t really have a fantasy to share, and that’s totally okay. Instead, we just talk about what we like and then it kinda just goes from there.
I had a guy talking about how much he loves donuts, especially the cream filled kind.🍩😋
And so I took it from there, I told him that I also LOVE cream filled donuts – I like to open my mouth WIDE and take a huge mouthful of that donut and guess what? Cold, thick custard cream starts to fill up my mouth. OMG, there’s so much cream that I have to lick my lips because biting HARD into that soft, fluffy donut made it SQUIRT. And some of that cream even fell on my big, heavy boobs and I got chocolate around my lips. I’m such a sloppy girl.
So now the guy I’m talking to gets really excited and offers to clean it up…but I tell him NO, not yet.
I’m actually getting turned on listening to myself talk (I’m SEXY and I like to eat, what can I say?) and so I start to rub that excess cream all over my big, soft boobs; I’ve made such a huge mess and so now my boobs are all sticky, sweet and slippery; and my nipples are now poking through my white tank top.
OMG, I am super sticky and I’m NOT just talking about my tank top. What should we do next??
Why don’t you call and tell me, I’d love to share a donut with you!😍
Maybe you’ve seen me post about ASMR before here and here. I’m a huge fan even though I’ve never actually experienced the tingling sensations people experience. I just love the sounds and visuals, there is something very relaxing about it. If you’re reading this and can’t sleep, try this sleepy time ASMR video by one of my favorites Gentle Whispering. Enjoy.
If you are still awake and just bored as hell, then give us a call…
Maybe there are people out there who are curious about this topic. Personally, I think we should be constantly open to educating ourselves about every topic, especially when it comes to sex.
Nomi Ruiz (singer and host of the podcast AllegedlyNYC) talks about sex as a post op female trans person.
According to Nomi, these misconceptions are common even within her own, progressive social scene. “Sometimes, if I’m dating a guy but I don’t want to sleep with him right away, he’s like, ‘Oh, because it doesn’t work.’ Or people think you can’t orgasm. They don’t realize the reality. But if they knew how beautiful and how natural the vagina really is, and how it’s so in tune with your mind and your body, I think people would start seeing it as sexy rather than as a science experiment. I mean, even I didn’t know the possibilities.”