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I swear that I love my job. Right now, I am wearing pink delicate panties with white lace, and a white semi-see through bra for my double Ds. I am laying on my back on my oversized round rotating Italian bed. I have my rabbit vibrator in one hand, and my cellphone in another.
I love bringing your fantasies to life. It is especially fun when you get me so turned on that I join you in the action. Just yesterday, I had a man that had this wonderfully sexy teacher-student fantasy:
He imagined me as his high school English teacher, Mrs. Bianca. She was a woman with big breasts and would bend over his desk whenever he needed help. He asked me to be Mrs. Bianca scolding him for not doing his homework. Apart of the punishment was grabbing his balls outside of his clothes, and whispering into his ears of all of the naughty things she was going to do to him. It went something like this
[Standing in front of Georges desk.]
Mrs. Bianca: George*, I need your book report on my desk this instant, or you are going to fail my class.
[George sitting at desk].
Mrs. Bianca: George? WHERE is your report?
George: Well, Iuh, I..uh
[Teacher bends over desk. Her boobs are dangling in front of Georges face].
Mrs. Bianca: You dont have it, do you? What AM I going to do with you, George? Youre going to FAIL my class unless you DO something about it!
[George looking hungrily at her boobs].
George: ma-maybe extra-extra credit or something?
Mrs. Bianca: Extra Credit for a report that I gave you a MONTH to write? Oh the nerve!
[George eye balling her breasts, feels a tingle between his legs].
George: …uh..may-maybe I can do something for you? I can clean your white board, or wash your desk—I can do whatever you want, whatever you needanything.
Mrs. Bianca: Anything? [She stands back up] You know, George, you should always be careful for what you wish for. [She unbuttons two buttons at the top of her blouse]. Okay, George, youve got itExtra Credit.
[George begins touching himself, and his teacher notices].
Mrs. Bianca: NO, George! Hands off! [She walks over to him]. GET UP!
[George gets up, and stands in front of his teacher. Mrs. Bianca, takes her hand, and grabs Georges balls. She leans in, and squeezes them].
Mrs. Bianca: For being a very naughty boy, I am going to have to teach you how to behave.
[Her hand then slips into his jeans. She grabs his hard cock, and squeezes it gently].
Mrs. Bianca: I am going to take out this hard-throbbing cock, and make it make my pussy sing.
[She presses up against George, and inches from his nose]
Mrs. Bianca: This is my cock now. I own it. You will do whatever I say. You will fuck me like your life depends on it. Because it does. You will make me cum so hard. If you dont, then kiss goodbye your A for this class.
[She unzips his pants, and pulls it down to the floor. She pulls down his underpants, and exposes his large swollen penis].
Mrs. Bianca: Oh, look at that naughty boys pecker, if only the rest of his body stood at attention like this part, you might be passing my class. Now, George, tell me exactly HOW naughty youve been, and how you need to be punished.
George: I uh..Ive been so-so very naughty teacher, I need to be punished.
[Mrs. Bianca unbuttons the remainder of her blouse].
Mrs. Bianca: Yes, you have, George. So very naughty. George, Im going to only tell you this once, and you must listen very carefully
[She lifts up her skirt, exposing the fact that she doesnt wear undergarments].
Mrs. Bianca: Fuck. Me. Right. Now.
CALL ME ANYTIME.
—– 1800SEXT TALK—-
There must be a deep, twisted craving within me…
a craving to have my asshole boss’s hard fucking cock sliding in and out of my dripping wet pussy. I feel like all my problems are gone when he’s on top of me, calling me a slut and pounding me into pure ecstasy.
But that’s the thing, in real life he IS my fucking problem.😩😩😩
I have been dreaming about him a lot again. It’s kinda crazy how one can live a double life it seems – one where you hate someone in real life but still want to fuck them in your dreams. I still truly hate his guts and he has made me cry at work. He apologized but that didn’t change a thing; he was back to his assholish self the next day like nothing happened.
Why do I stay there? My friends keep asking me why I continue to keep on working there and taking on the verbal abuse…I mean, he doesn’t do it to anybody else? I’m so confused. And yet, I still go in the next day and work my ass off.
I couldn’t tell them what the real reason was, it would be too embarrassing and they’d totally talk shit to me about it.
I think it’s because I LITERALLY want to fuck him. I can’t be the only one who feels this way! Has this happened to you?
Anyways, if you’d like to hear more details about my crazy sex dreams with my boss…you should give me call! I also want to hear about yours!
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Halloween is the BEST and funnest holiday EVER, hands down! And let’s not pretend that you DON’T like seeing all the girls turning into literal SLUTS. Wow, I LOVE SLUTS especially the undercover ones because they’re obviously the freakiest, don’t you agree?😜 Talk about a real transformation! I mean, your quiet co-worker or your nerdy best friend or some random chick you never paid attention to who works at Domino’s Pizza just got hot all of a sudden, showing more skin than usual. Like seriously, WHERE did that come from?? You know you LOVE it.
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FRIDAY CONFESSIONAL: Today’s blog is told by one of our regular callers, who uses 1800SEXTALK to reenact one of his most favorite sexual encounters…