Remember this 🍆 phallic shaped fruit?

(Yes, it’s a fruit not a vegetable).

You have probably used it as a penis🍆 to simulate all kinds of sex with your SO via text messaging. Or stuck it places on images for fun. Well, now you can stick it in places IRL.

😂 RIGHT?! 😂

Meet Emojibator! Yes, you can now masterbate using an emoji! This eggplant themed vibrator comes in 10 vibration speeds, and looks like a lot of fun. The company, based in Philadelphia, also creates a 🌶️ to spice things up between the sheets.

We at

 1-800-SEX-TALK

CANNOT wait for them to make a 🍯 for the 🍆. (Think: 🔦) What kind of emoji would you like made into a sex toy? 💪? 🍌?🥔? Tell us in the comments below! Or call us! We’d love to hear what you think about these toys and how they would apply to you. 😎

 

Have you ever wondered…

How Do You Make Out?

This isn’t something that is taught in grade school.

If you went through public education, you would know that having a quality sexual education course was a hard find.

(Even harder under private education. Imagine religious schools talking about pegging).

The usual topics in Sex Ed were discussed:

  • penis in the vagina/anus/mouth

  • wear a condom (or else!!!)

  • here’s how babies are born

  • Aunt Flo

and

  • guys, quit publicly scratching your balls. We see you.

Well, thank goodness for the internet, and for

1-800-SEX-TALK

After learning these survival techniques, call us, and we’ll help walk you through the next few steps… 😉

 

 

Thank goodness there are places like

1-800-SEXTALK

where it’s perfectly okay to Talk about Sex.

Do you have questions that you have always wanted to ask a woman?

Do you have fantasies or common daydreams that you want to expand upon?

Our girls are all ears!

Nothing is taboo. Nothing is off-topic.

Our ladies are open-minded women.

So Let’s Talk About Sex!

 

I’m that girl everyone and no one notices at work. Yes, I interact with LOTS of people every single day – from the CEO to the mail man, to all the people that go in and out of the building, even the janitor…but honestly NO ONE ever really notices me. I answer the phones ALL day, file papers away, order lunch for everyone, run errands…and they just give me more and more work to do and it’s nonstop until it’s FINALLY! time to go. Nobody cares or even asks me how I’m doing, it’s as if I’m invisible. Literally.

So when I go home from my boring day job, I get to play and relax on the phone. I get to let my naughty side out, moaning and saying super sexy stuff. I honestly get so much relief from roleplay and having phone sex with sexy sounding strangers.

Is your job as boring as mine? Do you want to talk about it, maybe get naughty with me?😘

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I love, love, LOVE Mia Khalifa. Not only is she super hot, but she’s smart as fuck and I WISH I had big boobs just like her. All the guys love her because of her boobs AND she’s heavily into sports. A total dream.😍

Here she is breaking down 9 reasons why having big boobs is the shittiest part of the summer…

although let’s be real here. No one would really give her a second look if she DIDN’T have those big boobs of hers.

Am I right?

That’s what I thought.

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Sometimes guys just call and don’t really have a fantasy to share, and that’s totally okay. Instead, we just talk about what we like and then it kinda just goes from there.

I had a guy talking about how much he loves donuts, especially the cream filled kind.🍩😋

And so I took it from there, I told him that I also LOVE cream filled donuts – I like to open my mouth WIDE and take a huge mouthful of that donut and guess what? Cold, thick custard cream starts to fill up my mouth. OMG, there’s so much cream that I have to lick my lips because biting HARD into that soft, fluffy donut made it SQUIRT. And some of that cream even fell on my big, heavy boobs and I got chocolate around my lips. I’m such a sloppy girl.

So now the guy I’m talking to gets really excited and offers to clean it up…but I tell him NO, not yet.

I’m actually getting turned on listening to myself talk (I’m SEXY and I like to eat, what can I say?) and so I start to rub that excess cream all over my big, soft boobs; I’ve made such a huge mess and so now my boobs are all sticky, sweet and slippery; and my nipples are now poking through my white tank top.

OMG, I am super sticky and I’m NOT just talking about my tank top. What should we do next??

Why don’t you call and tell me, I’d love to share a donut with you!😍

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